War Is Coming Communications.

Hey, anybody seen a kind of weedy kid around? Talks kind of like he's had coffee all the damn time?

So I sign on this morning and it looks like someone decided it would be funny to do a real-life remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

You know what? It kinda is.

What, the, hell, people?! Man falls out of the sky halfway across the country from where he started and doesn't get so much as a how-de-do. Good thing I still had some of Bill Murray's the monopoly money left so I could hole up in a motel.

Now if someone could explain to me what the hell happened to all the goddamn zombies, I'd appreciate it.