War Is Coming Communications.

You know what one of the best things about Earth at this time of year is?  Creme Eggs!

I'm going to pop to England to get some.  Anyone else want some?

Valentine's Day used to be my favorite holiday. I have no idea when that changed.

I've read some crazy things in my time, hell I've seen them. But a biblical seal that sucks people from other worlds? That one's new.

Then there's the fact I was just in the Rubal Kh'ali desert and now I'm in a cemetery.

What the hell kind of large scale trick is this?