War Is Coming Communications.

WHAT IS WITH THE KIDS.

You're supposed to be adults. STOP IT. Or how do we stop it?!

Is it just me or is there suddenly a whole bunch of kids around?

Okay, so I hate asking stuff like this, but I sort of have to. Any ideas how I can get a job? Because with being sixteen and no parents or guardians to sign off on me being allowed to work it's kinda hard. And I sort of need to buy food for three.

I don't know what the heck is going on here but some lady who smelled funny at the counter told me to go to this place online and you people would tell me what is going. So you better because I'm going to be in so much trouble when they realize I'm missing and be grounded for life. Or whoever did this is. They'll get squished. Old Lace will eat you.

Also. There was a person with creepy black eyes. I don't know if that counts as having super powers but I hit them anyway.

So, I'm in Kansas, huh?

People really need to stop trying to let loose evil. It's beyond old.

Oh, and if you see a dinosaur, don't worry too much. Old Lace is the good kind.