War Is Coming Communications.

Okay, I know the Rider didn’t go to Kansas last night... Um, hello? I think something weird just happened. Can someone tell me where the bus station is? I need to get back to Brooklyn. ...Oh my god, this is that internet thing the military has. It isn't supposed to be public ye-...oh. Crap. I thought this only happened to the Avengers.

I'd like to clarify that, unlike Uriel, not all of us are 'asshats' or whatever term you might be thinking. While my list of contacts and help is more limited than some of my brothers, I'm willing to assist anyway I can. I've also been searching for your missing friends, if I find them, you'll be the first to know.

You humans are always making a mess of things.

Alastair is a tough one. We've been trying to get our hands on him for quite some time.

I have discovered something, but none of you will like it.

I am almost positive that, even though the spelling is different, I may have found Alastair. Everything on this one that I found matches up with what we've been told thus far. In Christian theology, he may be what is considered the basic definition of evil spirit. I have been unable to find much more, yet I will at least say that Ruby may have not have been exaggerating.

Edit: I shall edit this soon. I am speaking to Ruby now


[filtered to Buffy]

A suggestion. Until things are resolved, I believe it would be wise to have people form groups so that we can all know where everyone is.

So here's the deal.

There's a big bad demon around. The Winchester's don't think he's going show up here, so apparently how to kill it isn't something we need to know. Great, I know.

Personally I see that as a load of crap, because there's always a chance he will show up here, or their mighty plan to defeat him goes wrong, we've got to be next. Holy water doesn't work on him, and apparently that shiny knife of Ruby's won't either. Salt lines will probably still keep him out, but salt is just salt, it can be removed. Devil's traps can be damaged. Keep your anti-possession charms on at all times. The last thing we need is some sadistic demon running around in a Superman suit. Or a mega powerful witch body. You get the point.

So here's the deal. Those of you who can't fight? You're learning. If you're living in these apartments, I'm not giving you a choice, I'm sorry, but this is serious. Everyone has to know how to draw a devils trap, and for those of us who still can't say the exorcism thingy (myself included) we're going to have to sit through torture sessions of learning. Don't go out alone. And if I hear anyone spilling that 'I can take care of myself, I'm fine on my own' crap I'm going to hurt you.

I want the building reinforced. Everyone check their salt lines, make sure your traps are still in place. Magic people, if you've got any more power up your sleeves, I want to know. If you have more ideas, I'm open.

This guy might not even hit, but I'd rather be over prepared then be caught by him and dead. Or worse.

Big to little to big again.

Still monkeys.

[CASTIEL]
I want to kill something.

I was looking at some old buildings, and I got myself to thinking. You know, it wouldn't be a bad idea opening a bar around here. I'm not sure how many customers I'd get around these parts if I out and out labelled it a karaoke bar. But if it was a bar, with a small stage for anyone who was drunk enough and wanted to. It could be a bit family friendly but for hunters too.

Of course we'd have to work on making it a neutral zone ... and I'd have to look into some glamour spells, which I have to say. I'm not a big fan of them in general. But at the end of the day this isn't about me. It's about you guys and what you might like. What do you guys think?

I should be more surprised by this. Ending up in a place I didn't mean to. Honestly that's not the part that gives me the creeps. It's the part where I'm in Kansas of all places and not having a siren to fall asleep to every two minutes that's unnerving. Having never been further than Bludhaven it's a bit of culture-shock. Putting it lightly.


Lawrence streets are named after the states in the order they came into the Union, beginning with Delaware. Massachusetts Street was designated the "main" street because Lawrence's founders were from Massachusetts.

..Huh. Google, where would I be without you?

So lets never do that again? Okay? Good.

How are you all doing with the kids? Is there anything that I can do to help?

What the fuck hell happened here? I leave for few Stupid cell phone couldn't get any

I just want to make it clear. That I'm not changing any diapers. Even if they're yours, Sammy. Gone down that road once. Never want to see it again.

[Bobby]

Hey. Any leads on why my brother looks like I could fit him in my pocket, instead of the other way around?

[Sammy]

I know Seeing you like this. It You're shorter than me again Yeah, it's really me. In the older, better looking, more mature flesh ... but it's me. Want to tell me where you are so I can come get you?

And .. you did good, kid. But Bobby's right. These are people you can trust.


ETA: [Paige and Needy]

Apparenly the two of you are in charge of the kiddie situation? Manage to figure anything out? Like why the hell slutty Yoda isn't so slut Ruby's still a demon? As much as I hate her, that's a fucked up thing to do to a kid And why she doesn't seem to know who me and Sam are.

i gots pant. its blu and yelo and i mad gren. my hair is gren. i mad the wall pretty.

What in the ...?

Sam, Dean, you boys alright out there?

[filtered to anyone who's still an adult]
What the HELL is going on over there!? Please tell me someone knows where Sam is!

Sorry about the room.
It didn't work.

Alright. Anyone ages sixteen and under clear up your schedules. Tomorrow evening we're doing a movie night. Snacks. Games. Movies. All at the apartments starting at 5 PM. Seeing as we have a lot of T.V.s in the place, I can split you all into groups and you can rotate where you want to be. We'll have a sci-fi room, a cartoon room, a scary movie room, fantasy, comedies, and and what do kids watch? whatever else it is you like.

Just list right here your favorite movies and snacks. I'll take care of the games. And somebody, somewhere is so going owe me big time for all of this

And for those of you from a world where movies don't exist. They're like animated pictures that move through a screen. You'll love it. Trust me on this.

Movies
Labyrinth
Princess Bride
Little Mermaid
Shanghai Noon and Knights.
Gone With the Wind.
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Snow White
Anything with Power Girl

Snacks

Carrot Sticks.
Cookies.
Pitless Grapes and Cherries.
Capri Sun Coolers.
Popcorn.
Toast and Peanut Butter.
Potato Chips.

ETA: [Filtered to Anyone NOT newly turned into a child; still against bad guys]

Okay. Cal's offered to do groceries and Chloe is offering to buy pizza for the movie night. But if we're planning on feeding all these kids (for who knows how long), we're all going to have to pitch in.

We're going to need: Snacks. Breakfast Food. Junk Food. Dinner Food. Clothes. Some toys and books. Towels. Stickers. Coloring books and crayons.

I know James already has had five sandwhiches straight. I watched him. And anyone who has read the books and seen the movies, knows how much Ron can put away when he's younger. (That is if he is a kid). Between the two of them? I'm pretty sure they could eat enough for three kids if not more.

So please pitch in. I'll pay you back if you go out of your way and buy anything on your own. But it might be easier if we start a pool.

There is an angry dwarf on the loose.

Arm yourselves with the most deadly weaponry you can find. Don't hesitate if you see it running through the building. Just shoot.


[ooc: Post the Spike/Andrea thread!]

This is interesting. The letters on this board appear in front of me. This is very interesting. Is this one of those computers that I've heard about?
It looks like people are writing messages on here. I don't see Azar anywhere. Also this place doesn't really look like anywhere I've been.

Where am I? Did I lose control of my powers and teleport again?

WHAT IS WITH THE KIDS.

You're supposed to be adults. STOP IT. Or how do we stop it?!

This is not where I am supposed to be. I can't miss the sorting!

James Potter, somehow this is your fault.