War Is Coming Communications.

An entire week and not a monster in sight. It's like Hera is losing her touch. Did she fall asleep at the evil wheel?

Computers:
Threatening them with a sword does not make them work faster.
Neither does yelling.
Or asking for that matter.
Or bribing.
I feel as though mine personally hates me.

Microwaves:
Are not meant for softening leather.
Do not appreciate plastic.
Breathe black smoke when given these things and made upset.


Indoor Plumbing:
Salmoneus was right about something who would have thought?

Technology is confusing.

So after spending all day yesterday and the previous night poking at this computer thing, I think i have basics down

Strange device and I hope it works. But greetings to all, I have recently arrived in this city and will do whatever I can to help stop this apocalypse thing. It is...definitely a far cry from the world I was taken from.

I am Hercules.

[Gaia]
Thank you for your help when I arrived here. If I can ever return the favor, let me know.

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[ooc: asdfkjghasdfljkhgasdfggasdffffffffffffee1` because computer default is not ancient greek. Greek Translation: what is this glowing monster, I do not understand.]