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Tweak says, "Use the Force!"

Francis Barton | Hawkeye (nexthawkeye) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2015-09-19 13:22:00

Entry tags:

chloe sullivan, clint romanoff/hawkeye, francis barton, james rogers, jason todd/red hood, katniss everdeen, natasha barton / black widow, tony stark/iron man

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How many times have people said that they were busy before this whichever pulled whoever through whatever?

You don't interrupt an archer. You just don't.

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	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. Actual doctors. One of whom is a SHIELD doctor. [Hawkeyes] Natasha Romanoff. She's from my world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Great. I can stop stitching myself up. [HAWKEYES] Bobbi Morse was my mother. Not that I remember. I just have a picture of her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. That's never fun. [Hawkeyes] I know Bobbi. At least of my world's Bobbi. She's a good SHIELD agent. Extremely tough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	I lived this long, didn't I? [HAWKEYES] Sounds like you have a type, Clint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	And will hopefully live longer. [Hawkeyes] It does seem that way doesn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Just be careful, Clint. Getting older doesn't agree with you. HAWKEYES Mom, Natasha. I'm sure I don't to write it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't? [Hawkeyes] You still at the cemetery where you woke up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	We're both orphans. You know what that's like. And my dad was the cool dad. He let me dangle from a rope hanging from the ceiling in HQ and made play with arrows and explosives. [HAWKEYES] Yeah. It's a nice place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. I do. That does sound like fun. [Hawkeyes] I'll be there soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	You got some more 'splody arrows? I used 'em all in the battle against Ultron. [HAWKEYES] Don't rush on my account. As I said, for a cemetery, this place is nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Did your me ever have a bow that could select arrow tips from the quiver? [Hawkeyes] Well, it's where we stopped the Biblical Apocalypse from happening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	No. You had me make my own bow and arrows. [HAWKEYES] Let me guess. There's another one coming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	We'll find a place where you can try out my bow and quiver. State of the art. And no you can't keep it. [Hawkeyes] Probably. I know there are angels and demons who want it to happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I helped defeat Ultron with this bow. I'm not chucking it out in favor of something new and shiny. I could use a new bo staff. And knife. [HAWKEYES] Ugh. I'm never having kids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	We'll see about arrow tips and a good quiver for you then. There's a few weapon shops around we'll check out. [Hawkeyes] Kids aren't that bad. You at least to have turned out okay with me as a single dad and I'm assuming fighting Ultron at the same time. Or at least your world's me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nexthawkeye
2015-09-19 11:59 pm UTC (link)

Sounds awesome. Let's do it.

[HAWKEYES]
Kids aren't that bad, unless you live in an apocalypse where all you do is move from hiding place to hiding place, the good medicine's gone, and people die every winter because there's not enough food, heat or shelter. And when you're not worrying Ultron and his drones slowly picking off every member of your group, it's other people from other groups who wouldn't even bat an eye about killing you just so they can steal the clothes off of your back.

To be Hawkeye, to be a thorn in Ultron's metal butt, and to lead the Scavengers. That's what dad trained me for, because he knew he wasn't gonna last forever. And I've been doing it for five years and I've been doing a great job. But Ultron's gonna be back. Eventually. There's no way I'm putting my own kids through that.

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	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:17 am UTC (link)
	How're your fighting techniques? [Hawkeyes] Sounds like you've been through hell kid. Only thing I got to compare to it is a shitty home life before my folks died. The me in your world sounds kind of bad ass though I do wish you could have had more of an actual childhood and not have had to have train to take his/my place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 12:21 am UTC (link)
	On point. Unarmed combat, acrobatics, knife-throwing, you name it. Even learned to use the bo staff because my mom was good at it. [HAWKEYES] Nah, not hell. Just life as I know it. Eh. I had a childhood until I was like four. I don't remember a lot of it, so it's probably underrated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:30 am UTC (link)
	I want to see what you've got. Though something's been wrong with my eyes just to warn you. [Hawkeyes] Still, to an outsider to that life it sounds hellish. Hopefully you at least have some happy memories to have held onto. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 12:34 am UTC (link)
	You can tag along with Katniss and me. [HAWKEYES] I have plenty of heart warming memories. We stuck together. We took care of each other. And I never left my dad's side until the day he died. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Katniss is pretty good from what I know about her. I also teach an archery class if you want to check it out. [Hawkeyes] That's good (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 12:47 am UTC (link)
	An archery class? Clint, every day with my dad was archery class. [HAWKEYES] Hopeless world, hopeful people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:49 am UTC (link)
	I might have different moves than your old man. [Hawkeyes] There's always reason to hope I've found out since coming here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 12:55 am UTC (link)
	I'll give you the benefit of doubt. Just this once. [HAWKEYES] Hey, I was just trying to keep them alive. It's insane to think that Ultron was defeated because four kids decided to attack him on the fly. Shouldn't have worked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:58 am UTC (link)
	So very kind of you. [Hawkeyes] All that counts. Sometimes it's the most insane plans that work the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)