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Tweak says, "Are you trying to Scully me?"

Francis Barton | Hawkeye (nexthawkeye) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2015-09-19 13:22:00

Entry tags:

chloe sullivan, clint romanoff/hawkeye, francis barton, james rogers, jason todd/red hood, katniss everdeen, natasha barton / black widow, tony stark/iron man

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How many times have people said that they were busy before this whichever pulled whoever through whatever?

You don't interrupt an archer. You just don't.

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	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't? [Hawkeyes] You still at the cemetery where you woke up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	We're both orphans. You know what that's like. And my dad was the cool dad. He let me dangle from a rope hanging from the ceiling in HQ and made play with arrows and explosives. [HAWKEYES] Yeah. It's a nice place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. I do. That does sound like fun. [Hawkeyes] I'll be there soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	You got some more 'splody arrows? I used 'em all in the battle against Ultron. [HAWKEYES] Don't rush on my account. As I said, for a cemetery, this place is nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Did your me ever have a bow that could select arrow tips from the quiver? [Hawkeyes] Well, it's where we stopped the Biblical Apocalypse from happening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	No. You had me make my own bow and arrows. [HAWKEYES] Let me guess. There's another one coming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	We'll find a place where you can try out my bow and quiver. State of the art. And no you can't keep it. [Hawkeyes] Probably. I know there are angels and demons who want it to happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-19 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I helped defeat Ultron with this bow. I'm not chucking it out in favor of something new and shiny. I could use a new bo staff. And knife. [HAWKEYES] Ugh. I'm never having kids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-19 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	We'll see about arrow tips and a good quiver for you then. There's a few weapon shops around we'll check out. [Hawkeyes] Kids aren't that bad. You at least to have turned out okay with me as a single dad and I'm assuming fighting Ultron at the same time. Or at least your world's me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nexthawkeye
2015-09-19 11:59 pm UTC (link)

Sounds awesome. Let's do it.

[HAWKEYES]
Kids aren't that bad, unless you live in an apocalypse where all you do is move from hiding place to hiding place, the good medicine's gone, and people die every winter because there's not enough food, heat or shelter. And when you're not worrying Ultron and his drones slowly picking off every member of your group, it's other people from other groups who wouldn't even bat an eye about killing you just so they can steal the clothes off of your back.

To be Hawkeye, to be a thorn in Ultron's metal butt, and to lead the Scavengers. That's what dad trained me for, because he knew he wasn't gonna last forever. And I've been doing it for five years and I've been doing a great job. But Ultron's gonna be back. Eventually. There's no way I'm putting my own kids through that.

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	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:17 am UTC (link)
	How're your fighting techniques? [Hawkeyes] Sounds like you've been through hell kid. Only thing I got to compare to it is a shitty home life before my folks died. The me in your world sounds kind of bad ass though I do wish you could have had more of an actual childhood and not have had to have train to take his/my place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 12:21 am UTC (link)
	On point. Unarmed combat, acrobatics, knife-throwing, you name it. Even learned to use the bo staff because my mom was good at it. [HAWKEYES] Nah, not hell. Just life as I know it. Eh. I had a childhood until I was like four. I don't remember a lot of it, so it's probably underrated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:30 am UTC (link)
	I want to see what you've got. Though something's been wrong with my eyes just to warn you. [Hawkeyes] Still, to an outsider to that life it sounds hellish. Hopefully you at least have some happy memories to have held onto. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 12:34 am UTC (link)
	You can tag along with Katniss and me. [HAWKEYES] I have plenty of heart warming memories. We stuck together. We took care of each other. And I never left my dad's side until the day he died. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Katniss is pretty good from what I know about her. I also teach an archery class if you want to check it out. [Hawkeyes] That's good (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 12:47 am UTC (link)
	An archery class? Clint, every day with my dad was archery class. [HAWKEYES] Hopeless world, hopeful people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:49 am UTC (link)
	I might have different moves than your old man. [Hawkeyes] There's always reason to hope I've found out since coming here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 12:55 am UTC (link)
	I'll give you the benefit of doubt. Just this once. [HAWKEYES] Hey, I was just trying to keep them alive. It's insane to think that Ultron was defeated because four kids decided to attack him on the fly. Shouldn't have worked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 12:58 am UTC (link)
	So very kind of you. [Hawkeyes] All that counts. Sometimes it's the most insane plans that work the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 01:01 am UTC (link)
	I'm not supposed to cut you any slack, just so you know. [HAWKEYES] Yeah? Did James mention we were getting killed out there until the Hulk intervened? We fought him, but we sure as hell didn't defeat him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh I know. Never hold back in training. Unless you're Natasha and don't want to kill people. [Hawkeyes] He did. And how that little kid, the youngest of you new Avengers, egged Banner into Hulking out to fight. How do you mean? Hulk smashed him, you defeated the Iron Avengers, and Thor's kid hurled the pieces of Ultron into space. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Been there, done that. [HAWKEYES] Pym. Crazy fools. Without Hulk, we would've been bird meat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hawkeyes imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 01:27 am UTC (link)
	You do whatever it takes to win. Always been my motto. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hawkeyes nexthawkeye 2015-09-20 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. I didn't want to throw this on you. I - haven't had time to process it all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hawkeyes imnotlegolas 2015-09-20 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Take the time you need to process this. Took me and Nat a few weeks to fully accept this wasn't some trick by Loki after his failed Chitauri invasion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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