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Harry Lockhart used to be great. Now he’s amazing ([info]bad_narrator) wrote in [info]wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-09-18 14:51:00

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Entry tags:amy peterson, gregory house, harry lockhart, kenzi, lexi branson, lois lane, perry van shrike, regina mills, river tam, spike, wesley wyndam-pryce

No Evil
Oh my god the craziest fucking thing just happened you have no fucking idea. Okay so I've got this bird feeder thing on my balcony, right? Well there was a dove or something there, having some lunch or whatever, and I'm going about my business and all of a fucking sudden I hear this big BANG, something hitting the window over the balcony. So I go look and the dove is gone and I'm looking around and there's something in the tree across from me and I take a closer look and it's a hawk, sitting in the tree, looking kinda dazed. I'm pretty sure Mr. Hawk hit the window trying to get some lunch of his own. And after a minute or so, he flies off, so he's fine.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

I don't see the pigeon anywhere, so I go downstairs and check and I see the pigeon sitting on the sidewalk under where my place is, right? And he's also looking slightly stunned, and lets face it, you would be too after a brush with death by hawk. And this FUCKING CAT that's been hanging around Piffy's complex (and seems to have a crush on Sylvia, my cat, cause he keeps staring at her through the windows and shit) is slinking over to him so I start yelling at the cat trying to scare it off and he doesn't even twitch. And he goes and fucking grabs the dove and so I start chasing after him, so I can like try and separate them and shit, and finally the cat drops the bird and the bird flies off across the street to another tree and the cat runs off.

So yeah, that was my day so far. I don't know if that was a sign of the Apocalypse, animals getting all cracked out, or just animals being animals. But that was some crazy shit.

[ooc: omfg guys you have no idea this literally just happened to me D: WAT]



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[info]thatlanewit
2013-09-18 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Hat or a medal? Because I think he'd do well with a medal.

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2013-09-18 08:40 pm UTC (link)
A hat with a medal on it. Come on, Lois. Let's be real here.

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[info]thatlanewit
2013-09-18 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Alright. You get the hat. I'll provide the medal and booze we'll need to make this thing a reality.

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[info]bad_narrator
2013-09-18 08:53 pm UTC (link)
You guys are awesome. And I think we should all get matching hats and medals. Team Good Guy hats.

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2013-09-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Only if I can design them!

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[info]bad_narrator
2013-09-18 09:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm okay with that!

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2013-09-18 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Then Team Good Guy hats are a go.

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