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Harry Lockhart used to be great. Now he’s amazing (bad_narrator) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-09-18 14:51:00

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amy peterson, gregory house, harry lockhart, kenzi, lexi branson, lois lane, perry van shrike, regina mills, river tam, spike, wesley wyndam-pryce

No Evil
Oh my god the craziest fucking thing just happened you have no fucking idea. Okay so I've got this bird feeder thing on my balcony, right? Well there was a dove or something there, having some lunch or whatever, and I'm going about my business and all of a fucking sudden I hear this big BANG, something hitting the window over the balcony. So I go look and the dove is gone and I'm looking around and there's something in the tree across from me and I take a closer look and it's a hawk, sitting in the tree, looking kinda dazed. I'm pretty sure Mr. Hawk hit the window trying to get some lunch of his own. And after a minute or so, he flies off, so he's fine.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

I don't see the pigeon anywhere, so I go downstairs and check and I see the pigeon sitting on the sidewalk under where my place is, right? And he's also looking slightly stunned, and lets face it, you would be too after a brush with death by hawk. And this FUCKING CAT that's been hanging around Piffy's complex (and seems to have a crush on Sylvia, my cat, cause he keeps staring at her through the windows and shit) is slinking over to him so I start yelling at the cat trying to scare it off and he doesn't even twitch. And he goes and fucking grabs the dove and so I start chasing after him, so I can like try and separate them and shit, and finally the cat drops the bird and the bird flies off across the street to another tree and the cat runs off.

So yeah, that was my day so far. I don't know if that was a sign of the Apocalypse, animals getting all cracked out, or just animals being animals. But that was some crazy shit.

[ooc: omfg guys you have no idea this literally just happened to me D: WAT]

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	feelingepic 2013-09-18 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	I choose to believe this was the work of hell (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bad_narrator 2013-09-18 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Really comes across like it, doesn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notmymemory 2013-09-18 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	They can sense it, even before humans. They're trying to bang it out of their heads but it never goes away. It will be loud until they go deaf. If they don't kill themselves first. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bad_narrator 2013-09-18 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	They didn't kill themselves, though. I mean the hawk and the pigeon-dove-whatever both flew away alright, and the cat ran off too. I mean maybe they're freaking out more than usual but they were okay in the end. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notmymemory 2013-09-18 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	This time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ripefruit 2013-09-18 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	(ooc : Daaamn.) Well. That's freaky. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bad_narrator 2013-09-18 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly! I mean what the fuck? How does that even happen? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	happyinmymisery 2013-09-18 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Was it a pigeon or a dove? It might be important. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bad_narrator 2013-09-18 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, man! It was a big gray bird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	happyinmymisery 2013-09-18 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, I don't think I can help you if you can't give me more detailed information. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	happyinmymisery 2013-09-18 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	It could. Doves kind of stand for peace and pigeons...they're just annoying. It makes the story completelu different. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wes_the_watcher 2013-09-18 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Even if it's not necessarily supernaturally related (it is here, but bear with me), animals can sometimes sense things like drastic natural disasters coming. It's been known to happen before things like earthquakes and the like. ...That was even less comforting than I thought it would be. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notbloodycasper 2013-09-18 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	You go back to Watcher duty. You fail at being comforting, Wes. You're right. But still. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wes_the_watcher 2013-09-18 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I wasn't trying, I was just simply realizing it was worse on the screen than in my head. You should see me spectacularly fail when I try to be comforting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)