Kenzi Malikov - friend, warrior, heart. (ex_the_kenzi392) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2013-06-25 00:07:00 |
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Entry tags: | castiel, felicia hardy/black cat, kat warbler, kenzi, lois lane |
Filtered against evil bitches.
I thought that drinking myself stupid for a couple of days would help me erase the bleghness of Bo being eaten by the seal, right? So hangovers. They're a thing. Know what else is a thing? Coffee. Coffee + hungover Kenzi = a sliiiightly less cranky Kenzi.
But here's the deal. While I'm brewing my delicious, hot, life-saving pot of caffeinated goodness, I decide to hit up Google for some info on this super fancy coffee that Felicia hooked me up with when we hung the other day. I was expecting the massive price tag and I knew that it was from out of the country. Know what I didn't see coming?
The part where it was SHIT out of an ACTUAL ANIMAL.
Dude. Future reference: if you're going to offer someone food or drink, do them a solid and warn them if it had to run through an animal's digestive system before it hits someone elses. Just be like - hey, Kenzi, this coffee you're about to drink was literally shit out of a cat! Or, by the way, the beverage you're about to pour down your throat is completely organic in the most disgusting way possible!
Я собираюсь блевать. И тогда я буду умирать. И тогда я буду рвать снова. Спасибо так очень много, Felicia.
[I'm gonna puke. And then I'm gonna die. And then I'm going to puke again. Thank you so very much, Felicia.]