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Tweak says, "Am I bovvered?"

Tom Judge (judgeofman) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-05-20 20:21:00

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andy gallagher, ariel, cinderella, peeta mellark, rikki chadwick, river tam, sam winchester, tom judge

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That was jarring as fucking hell. Next time I see Jackie fuckin’ Estacado, I’m gonna punt his dick all the way to Giants stadium. Somebody mind pointing me to the airport? I gotta get back to New York and, hopefully, some punting lessons.

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	judgeofman 2012-05-21 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Little bit, but me and that prick have got some words to be had. Mostly from him, and mostly, "oh god Tom please stop hitting me!" So what, I'm supposed to take a train from Kansas to New York? Why would I do that? ~~Shit, what the fuck did those idiots do to the universe?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Fun times. That's...not exactly what I meant, though. Ting is, some of us can't go home at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-05-21 12:45 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh Jackie, you great big giant douchebag, WHAT DID YOU DO?~~ Yeah? Why's that? Lawrence become the island of misfit toys or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 12:48 am UTC (link)
	You could say that, yeah. I'm Rikki. Read this. I'd only muck up an explanation if I tried. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-05-21 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Uh-huh. ~~The apocalypse jazz I could buy, but the rest of that~~ So I figure you and the other chick should probably help each other get back to the men in white coats about now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 12:53 am UTC (link)
	~~You don't know the half of it~~ Welcome to Crazytown. You want one, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-05-21 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Straitjacket? I'll pass, thanks. You two have fun with 'em, though! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Lighten up, pretty boy! It's not so bad here. Mostly. You get used to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-05-21 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Uh-huh, sure. You should probably go watch your pink elephant stampede or whatever it is you loons do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Who needs pink elephants when there's mermaids and demons and wizards, oh my! Seriously though, relax a little. Kansas International is the nearest airport but when I went back home, it wasn't the same as when I was there before. I thought they were all crazy, too, until I saw for myself, though, so maybe you'll just have to do the same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

judgeofman
2012-05-21 01:43 am UTC (link)

Okay, the demon doesn't know me and is talking about the Devil like he's actually a fallen angel, everybody is telling me the same shit, and even the crazy psychic is saying stuff that sounds an awful lot like what I learned in seminary. Maybe I should take another look at that link. You're all really committed to this whole performance piece you're doing. Like, scary committed.

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	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Believe me, mate...I wish we were messing with you, but we're not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-05-21 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I'm starting to buy that. Too many people telling me the same exact story. Could be a con, but the details in all your stories are just a little too close. Still half expecting Estacado to pop up outta nowhere, but maybe he didn't actually have anything to do with all this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Whoever he is, he still might pop up outta nowhere but not because he caused it. People get pulled here all the time. You never said your name, Dark & Mysterious. Now I'm curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-05-21 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I hope he does. I could use a punching bag. Won't even feel bad about it, with all the horrible shit he's done. Tom Judge. So how long have you been stuck here, Rikki? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Wow, still hostile. He must be a real class act...tell me how you really feel. ;) Nice to meet you, Tom. ~~Two full moons worth, and some~~ A couple of months. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-05-21 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Hitman turned mob boss turned dictator of a small country turned mob boss again. He's a saint. Couple of months. Damn, we really are stuck here, aren't we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like he deserves a good punch in the dick, then. Yeah...pretty much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-05-21 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Deserves a lot more than that, but he'll never get it. Worst part is I can't even muster up the energy to be angry about that. I don't have much waiting for me back home. Apocalypse here, apocalypse there, no real difference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Well, maybe he shows up here and you can give him exactly what he deserves. Dunno whether that's consolation or not but...it's possible never the less. That really sucks, mate. I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-05-21 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Not likely. Let's just say the guy has a powerful backer. It is what it is. Been that way for a long, long time now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaddh2o 2012-05-21 06:00 am UTC (link)
	And if the backer isn't around, then what? Well, if it's any consolation, most of the time, you'd never know there was an Apocalypse going on, here... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

judgeofman
2012-05-21 06:13 am UTC (link)

It doesn't really work that way. Jackie's a host for his backer. Where Jackie is, the Darkness can get to, and it won't let him die until he sires a son, at which point Jackie dies at the moment of conception and the Darkness passes to his kid and goes dormant until the kid turns 21. Jackie doesn't want to die, so he doesn't so much make with the sexing anymore. Short of that, he's basically immortal.

Probably won't be that way for me. If I'm here, I'm going to be looking for the fights I need to fight to keep the apocalypse from happening.

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justaddh2o
2012-05-21 06:16 am UTC (link)

...and you thought we sounded crazy. That's some pretty fucked up stuff right there, mate.

The way I hear it, we wait for the next horseman or whatever to show up, but then I don't pay a lot of attention to that stuff. I don't have any very useful powers. Well. ...I've never tried to use the one for the only way it could ever be useful, so I don't even know if it'd work. Theoretically, it could be but...most people kind of hate me around here anyway so I just keep to myself, most of the time.

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	judgeofman 2012-05-21 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, but I've seen Jackie use the Darkness. Fictional people? Not so much those. Waiting. Yeah, I'm not too good at that. There anything we can do to take the fight to them? Powers, huh? That a common thing here? Why do people hate you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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