I am Iron Man. (builtwithscraps) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2012-02-07 00:03:00 |
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Entry tags: | caroline forbes, faith lehane, needy lesnicki, thor, tony stark/iron man |
Filterered against the usual suspects. You know who you are.
Looks like Stark Industries 2.0 is ready for liftoff. That's right, people. That big old facility that you've noticed being built on the outer edge of the city? Yep, that was all me.
Interested in a career involving the advancement of weapons technology? Want to help us get a head start on fighting the good fight?
Good. Come work for me. I'll pay you well, you'll get all kinds of fun benefits, and you'll be helping me, personally, piss Lucifer off by inventing the sort of weapons that'll make even the Devil stumble.
Is that skepticism I detect? Google me. Tony Stark. Fictional character, but not really. I've got a wikipedia, a comic book background, a couple movies, a whole line of action figures, and - if you're really curious - plenty of stories that were invented in the minds of overenthusiastic fans posted all over the internet.
If need be, don't hesitate to read up on those NC-17 rated fanfics. Write yourself on in if you need to. Get it out of your system.
Or, you know. Call me if you're attractive.
Or if you happen to want a job. Or feel like getting really drunk with me. Basically, everyone, just call me. [Number!]
[ooc: His filter does automatically filter against Lucifer, Moriarty, Joker, and Katherine. Tony has it automatically set that way.]