War Is Coming Communications.

...I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing. I'm just saying.

I decided to talk to him finally.

Because clearly the situation with Damon and Stefan isn't awkward enough! No! Let's throw into the mix Stefan and me apparently getting back together so that's what he remembers and Damon being attacked by a werewolf in one of their plans to protect me so that Stefan more or less sacrificed his freedom by agreeing to traveling with Klaus and feeding off human blood for ten years, thus becoming his Ripper self, in order to get the cure to heal Damon! Yes! Best way to make this situation better!

I swear, maybe I should give up on vampires, become a nun. Or something

Pointless vent and rant is just that, pointless. Carry on.

[Anakin]

When I get back, I demand we do something that doesn't involve vampires or detoxing or anything of the sort. I'm so frustrated and feeling guilty and I just need a break

People keep talking about how people here are fictional... how does that work? It doesn't make sense. If you're not real, how are you here? People in books and video games and comics, they're not real. You can't touch them. Because they're fictional.

But I'm real. I'm here...and so are all of you. Real people can be seen and heard and touched...I don't like to be touched, but you could. If I'd let you.

Can somebody explain this so it makes sense?

And look, I remembered the filters this time.

I really do need to stop letting myself be distracted. I miss all sorts of things while I'm lost in the depths of my own ship. Well, the other me's ship. Well, the ship that belongs to three me's. This is getting confusing, I hope you know. What's next? Eight? Or Five, maybe?

This is so frustrating...

[Abby]
I failed. I failed them both. I want to go to school, I hate being at home!

[Connor]
...now what? What about the next lower year? Could I pass that?

[Romana]
Connor tested me for school...I was curious and you've seemed busy and I didn't want to bother you. But I failed both t the test. Would you be very offended if I asked Connor to tutor me, too? In addition, not to replace you, of course.