InsaneJournal

So I'm gonna start teaching a self defense class.

It's not free.


What does the world need less of?
Bible thumpers

Are you artistic?
Nope though I used to be good with a knif

Have you ever yelled at a telemarketer?
Yeah.

Weirdest pet you have ever had?
Never had a pet.

Worst childhood memory?
All of them.

Have you ever gone to private school?
Hell no, no one I ever lived with could afford that shit.

Two weird facts about yourself?
I'm a hot chick with superpowers, and I can smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour without coughing.

Have you ever asked someone out on a date?
Yeah.

Are you an ass?
Nah, bitch usually.

What kind of computer do you have?
Hell if I know.

Do you have any animals?
See pet question above.

Have you done something bad today?
Not yet.

What physical feature do you get complimented on?
My body in general.

What's the dumbest invention?
B&W TVs

Have you ever been in an ambulance?
Yeah

What type of drunk are you?
Depends on the mood.

Do you hold grudges?
Yeah, I do.

Name 4 things you always have with you?
Knife, cash, cell, boots.

What did you do yesterday?
Kicked a mugger's ass.

Do you like yourself?
Not much to like

If you could punch one person, who would it be?
Mysel The last foster family I ever stayed with.

What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet?
Laugh

Favorites:

80's cartoon?
GI Joe

Drink?
Beer

Color?
Black

Cookie?
Oreos

Gum?
Orange mint

First:

Prom date?
Never went

Job?
Working at the gym here in Lawrence

Love?
Pike.

Car?
My motorcycle.

Sport you played?
Didn't.