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Mark Cohen is addicted to unhealthy relationships (mydocumentary) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2011-06-06 20:57:00

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kurt hummel, mark cohen

I don't know what takes more getting used to. Finding yourself almost twenty years in the future, finding out you're involved in an Apocalypse, or finding out you're a singing and dancing fictional character.

I'll take 'all of the above' for eight hundred, Alex. But I'm guessing you people are over it by now.

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	dethronedking 2011-06-07 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Singing. By far. You just don't expect it (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:13 am UTC (link)
	No, I guess not. I mean, I dated a performer, but I'm a behind the scenes kind of guy. What the hell was that all about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dethronedking 2011-06-07 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I play Chess and I got stuck in a musical written by Abba. Follow that (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:26 am UTC (link)
	~~I love ABBA!~~ Apparently some man named Jonathan Larson wrote me? I don't see why I'm so fascinating. My friends are the ones worth writing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dethronedking 2011-06-07 01:31 am UTC (link)
	See I get why I'm show material. I have a hell of a story to tell. But really, an ABBA musical? And maybe it was about all of you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:35 am UTC (link)
	So do they have you singing songs like Knowing Me, Knowing You and Waterloo and whatever? Still. Why bother with me? The others, definitely. I mean, Maureen's a show in herself and Roger has a major story to tell and Angel--well. He was worth an entire show no matter what. But I've got to be the most boring person ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dethronedking 2011-06-07 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Nope, That said I haven't listened to me yet. There's versions. Including one where I win the Championship. I kind of like that as a version. You know Maureen and Roger? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Multiple versions? Now that has potential. ~~One where my friends don't all die maybe~~ Oh, yeah. ~~Maureen and I date-~~ Maureen and I were roommates for a while and Roger's the closest friend I have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dethronedking 2011-06-07 01:52 am UTC (link)
	It does. Sadly most people prefer when the Commie wins. Apparently the musical fans are morons. Rogers my hippie doppleganger. Don't know if he's mentioned me. Freddie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Wait, why? Aren't people supposed to be all anti communist? Oh, yeah, the facetwin. Obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dethronedking 2011-06-07 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Yeah they are. Maybe they bought his sobstory about his wife and kids just not being good enough for him anymore. He's my facetwin. I'm pretty sure I'm a little older (Reply to this) (Parent)

	roleofkicker 2011-06-07 01:04 am UTC (link)
	~~Mr. Ryan?~~ Oh, trust me. I vote the singing and dancing fictional, as I've been through that as well. Try not to look up any fanart of yourself. It will do nothing but scar you indefinitely. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Fanart? Wait, they have that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2011-06-07 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh yes. I know first hand. They like to draw pictures of us "fictional" characters in relationships with anyone else in whatever we're from. They don't even stop to ponder if we like who they're drawing us with or if we even have compatible sexualities. I get drawn with the girls and straight boys all the time. I'm Kurt Hummel, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Speak for yourself, I'm sort of adorable. Remember, though, if they think we're fictional, they also probably figure we have no feelings anyway. Hi, Kurt. Mark Cohen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2011-06-07 01:39 am UTC (link)
	~~Mark Cohen. As in THE Mark Cohen?!~~ Okay, admittedly, some of my fanart is adorable as well. But clearly you haven't started seeing fanart like this yet. And for the record, I have to say even though it is bound to be weird. I adore RENT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh. OH. Well. Um. I can honestly say I've never thought of Roger that way. Huh. Well, then. What? OH right, the musical. Oh. Well, I'm glad? But I can honestly say I didn't have anything to do with it. Other than, apparently, being in it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

roleofkicker
2011-06-07 01:53 am UTC (link)

I end up with a lot of fan art of me and others that I do not think of in that way. And, really, the vast majority of mine seems to be much more NSFW than that one of you and Roger.

Yes, that. And it's alright, I know the feeling. Yesterday a girl stopped me on the street to tell me how much she loves me and adores Glee, of which I have very little to do with aside from being one of the lead characters in a show that pries into my life. it's ridiculous and unfair as I would like to keep some things to myself but apparently I'm not allowed to.

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	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 02:11 am UTC (link)
	NSFW? Well, I guess you should be thankful she loves you and you don't play like, the evil villain she wanted to punch in the face. That might have been an awkward conversation. So, Kurt, what is this Glee. Are you a musical, too? Or a movie, maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2011-06-07 02:19 am UTC (link)
	It stands for "Not Safe For Work." It's ridiculous. Oh, I've come across a lot of people who think that I'm evil as well. ~~Which I'm not. Just somewhat manipula~~ It's a musical television show. The first truly successful one. It follows my high school glee club through all the ups and downs of being a teenager in Ohio. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Well that blows. I'd say how can anyone in a musical be evil but I guess you've heard of Benny. The first? Please, didn't you ever see Fame? Still, that's kind of awesome, I guess. Now that I apparently have a TV, I'll check it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2011-06-08 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm not evil. I just... used to give in to my more manipulative tendencies. Alright, not the first. But the most popular. Our soundtracks outsell even the most popular of artists. And be careful if you do. One member of the school board looks just like you, so it threw me off when you showed up on these boards. He's only in one "episode" though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-08 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Also like Benny. No, correction, he's just an ass. Wait, am I even allowed to talk like that around you? High school feels forever ago. That's pretty crazy, I'll give you guys that one. Wait--seriously? That's--I don't even know. I know Roger's got a look a like running around here but one on TV? That's insane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

roleofkicker
2011-06-08 01:35 am UTC (link)

Ah, but I wouldn't go back on the word I gave to my best friends, so no. Not quite like Benny. And yes, feel free to say whatever language you feel like saying. It doesn't really matter to me, as long as you don't make yourself sound like a complete neanderthal. Besides, I'll be eighteen next month anyway.

The actor that "plays" me even won an Emmy for his performance. He's likely one of the highest paid on the show due to this, and because he's making money from my life I thought it was completely within my rights last Christmas when we each got a wish to use mine to ensure that I will forever have and amount equivilent to whatever he's paid deposited into my bank account, including past payments, present, and future. And I'm rambling.

Oh, for each of us that's fictional here there's also an actor, singer, model, something that looks just like us running around. Except in the case of the people who's look-a-likes are from this world already, like Mel and Ruby or Danny and Sam.

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	elle_z_bishop 2011-06-07 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm fictional, too! And dead! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Wow. Wait, hold on. Is everyone here fictional? Like, is it a giant book or movie or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elle_z_bishop 2011-06-07 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Nope, not exactly. It's weird to say the least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:35 am UTC (link)
	I am so confused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elle_z_bishop 2011-06-07 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Aw, don't worry. It'll sink in. At least you have fame and recognition! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 01:50 am UTC (link)
	I guess! Hey, I'm finally famous. Just not as a filmmaker. Oh, well. Beggers, choosers, yadda yadda yadda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elle_z_bishop 2011-06-07 02:04 am UTC (link)
	It's a starting point! Who says you can't be an accomplished filmmaker during an apocalypse in a universe other than your own? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Fair point. Thanks. Mark, by the way. Nice to meet you...I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elle_z_bishop 2011-06-07 02:24 am UTC (link)
	It's always nice to meet me. I'm Elle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mydocumentary 2011-06-07 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	And modest, too! (Reply to this) (Parent)