InsaneJournal

I don't miss the ex-boyfriend, mostly, on account of him being a manipulative and megalomaniacal asshole, but you know what I do miss about the relationship? Fuckin' cuddling in cold weather. Shit. A heated blanket isn't the same.

I need a dog. One of those giant stupid ones that don't shed (those have to exist, right? This place has magic coming out of its ass) that just radiate heat and good will. Do you know how many cups of tea I've had already today like a damned librarian? So many cups of tea. I went to get a bagel and noped back inside because I'm about eighty-percent certain my eyebrows froze. And I have good eyebrows. Unnnnnnffffffff.

[ Boss Woman (Alexis) ]
I've been myself, aka self-centered as fuck, but did I see something about your brother arriving? I'm very happy for you, but also, will he want to fire me? I don't want to have to find a new job in a frozen tundra.