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Tweak says, "Vroom, vroom bitches!"

tal charossa (negativespace) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-12-16 09:01:00

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voltron: takashi shirogane, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman

I don't miss the ex-boyfriend, mostly, on account of him being a manipulative and megalomaniacal asshole, but you know what I do miss about the relationship? Fuckin' cuddling in cold weather. Shit. A heated blanket isn't the same.

I need a dog. One of those giant stupid ones that don't shed (those have to exist, right? This place has magic coming out of its ass) that just radiate heat and good will. Do you know how many cups of tea I've had already today like a damned librarian? So many cups of tea. I went to get a bagel and noped back inside because I'm about eighty-percent certain my eyebrows froze. And I have good eyebrows. Unnnnnnffffffff.

[ Boss Woman (Alexis) ]
I've been myself, aka self-centered as fuck, but did I see something about your brother arriving? I'm very happy for you, but also, will he want to fire me? I don't want to have to find a new job in a frozen tundra.

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	queent 2020-12-16 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	~~you WITH THE FACE would say that~~ All of this. All of it. Minus the ex being shit and swap tea for coffee. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-12-16 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	I like coffee too, but I like good coffee, and I haven't been able to afford one of those fancy espresso machines yet. So, tea it is. Way to humblebrag over having a decent ex though. I'm jealous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queent 2020-12-16 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	You don't need the machines for good coffee, trust me. It's achievable. I've made myself jealous of people who have current people instead of exes so 😐 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-12-16 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	Teach me, o wise one. You're the one who's been to about 20394023985092385 of these places, right? We can be jealous together. But not too jealous. Despite the petty bitching I really AM trying to go for a solid redemption arc. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queent 2020-12-16 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	I will as soon as I can leave the apartment without regretting it immediately. 4 of them, but close enough. Bitching isn't allowed in a redemption arc? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-12-16 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	It's the only good thing about the cold. Sneaking in under the covers and putting your ice feet on your lover, waking them up and making them grunt and curse and hate you, but then they just give up fighting so you can nestle in and warm up leeching their body heat to do so? Heaven. I know them when I see them, and everything about my face is excellent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tmcnair 2020-12-16 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Does sound really nice. Don't reckon I'd care about cold feet, just wrap up around them like a big... sloth, thing, like. Wrappy arms. The thought of it's warming me up nice. Good that you're confident. A bit worried about if I've been walking around with bad eyebrows and nobody told me, never thought to check. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-12-16 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't certain what a sloth was and so I looked it up and--- sure. Sloth works. Oh, someone would have told you by now if they were bad. That's the thing about the world; it's a mirror. It'll always reflect your flaws. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tmcnair 2020-12-16 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, they're great. Big long arms. Look up a picture of one with a baby sloth, can't imagine anything cuter than that. Reflects all the good too though, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)