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Eleanor Shellstrop ([info]forkedup) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-12-15 21:00:00

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Entry tags:₴ inactive: eleanor shellstrop ii, ₴ inactive: lyra silvertongue, ₴ inactive: marina andrieski, ₴ inactive: sydney clarke, ₴ inactive: veronica mars

Well, I couldn't get a straight answer from whoever it was who found me in this arctic nightmare —sorry I forgot your name already — but this is definitely the Bad Place, right? I mean, there's no way this Arizona girl could be dropped in the middle of a blizzard and call it good, so it's pretty obvious.

It's alright. I can handle it. Just tell me.

And is there a Janet here? Even a bad Janet? I can't seem to get her to respond to me. And I imagine Michael will be sending Chidi, Tahani, and Jason through any moment now so please use your magical powers to find them quickly? It's really fucking forking? cold outside.

Major kudos to whoever made the intro video to this neighborhood though! It was the first thing I really paid attention to once my teeth had stopped chattering enough that I could actually hear.

Yep, this is definitely the Bad Place or Michael really forked up.


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[info]originalenough
2020-12-16 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Forking? Is there a reason you're not using the real f-bomb?

I'm 33.

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[info]forkedup
2020-12-16 02:03 pm UTC (link)
It was prohibited in the Good Place, which was really the Bad Place, and after 800+ trips through there apparently I now think in censored swear words. I never used to when I was alive, let me tell you.

Cool! Me too!

Alright, that's a lie. But I did stop aging so that's pretty cool.

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[info]originalenough
2020-12-16 02:04 pm UTC (link)
I definitely don't censor mine.

So...you're dead?

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[info]forkedup
2020-12-16 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Yeah... Isn't everyone, here?

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[info]originalenough
2020-12-16 02:22 pm UTC (link)
No. At least I don't think so.

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[info]forkedup
2020-12-16 02:23 pm UTC (link)
Oh.

That's not what I was expecting.

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[info]originalenough
2020-12-16 02:25 pm UTC (link)
On the plus side, you're probably alive again too?

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[info]forkedup
2020-12-16 02:32 pm UTC (link)
The afterlife wasn't all that terrible, actually. I met some of my best friends there.

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[info]originalenough
2020-12-16 03:05 pm UTC (link)
The ones you mentioned in your initial post? They could show up here too.

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[info]forkedup
2020-12-16 03:36 pm UTC (link)
Well if this isn't the Bad Place, and this snow isn't going to last for an eternity, I hope they do.

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[info]originalenough
2020-12-16 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure we'll be on to our next random occurrence before too long.

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