crowley π (saunters) wrote in valloic, @ 2020-03-05 14:59:00 |
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Public Service Announcement (sort of)
Crystal summoning, huh? That's new. I'm not against it, per say, but it empowers the wellness movement a little more than I'm comfortable with. What's Karen in Milwaukee going to do when a demon shows up to her Avon party? That's happened before, by the way. Bit awkward. I'd have dressed for the occasion if I knew I was going to get summoned by too many Yankee candles and a very enthusiastic soccer mom.
Which is to say: hi ladies, gentlemen, and fellow folks beyond the binary. Name's Crowley, a demon (possibly?) on administrative leave (you'd have to ask Beel), recently from another dimension calling itself Tumbleweed. Now, I realize some of you aren't exactly human yourselves (shout out to the supernatural entities) but I also realize getting shoved into a smallish space can be stressful for even the folks without claustrophobia, which brings me to my next (and finalβpromise, didn't even prepare a powerpoint this time) point: