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Sir Jacob Frye ([info]brassknuckles) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-09-15 11:09:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves

[FILTERED TO DIEGO HARGREEVES]

I sincerely think you're cursed, mate. Every time fight club is about to come up, you have family awful going on. What do you need?
[FILTERED TO EVIE FRYE]
If I disappear at some point, will you take a day off to grieve? Just curious.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-15 06:41 pm UTC (link)
The door? Why not the window? Amateur.

It won't be a fair fight, you'll be crying too hard from all of the emotion. I'll give you a kind nod in return.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-15 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Look, I need more coffee. Get off my arse.

Are you trying to pick a fight right now so you won't have to deal with your emotions?

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-15 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh now I have to fucking stop for you, I hope you're happy.

I mean, I would always rather fight than deal with my emotions, it's sort of my thing. But I'm not trying to pick one, I'm just explaining how it would go.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-15 07:13 pm UTC (link)
At this unbridled show of affection? I'm ecstatic!

I'm not going to ring a tear out of you, promise. Just, remember your family's not the only one who gets to be upset about this, yeah? You don't always have to have your shite together.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-15 08:34 pm UTC (link)
I literally threaten to off people for you like, every other day! You could be like, oy, mate, some bloody bloke cut me off at the door! and after I finally interpret what you said, I've got like, fucking thirty knives out ready to kill!

Yeah. I hear it. I don't know it, but. I hear it.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-15 08:47 pm UTC (link)
Yes but that requires little effort on your part! It's practically like breathing for you. Stopping for coffee, on the other hand, that's real friendship.

Good. Alright for Saturday?

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-15 08:58 pm UTC (link)
You should be fucking honored that I tell you it all the time and am ready to throw down, no questions asked.

Yeah, for sure. Go out after?

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-15 09:13 pm UTC (link)
I am deeply honoured that you are so willing to stab a bloke on my behalf. How's that?

Please. Oh! We should take you to mini-golf. It's terrible.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-15 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Much better. It's the thing I have to offer as a person, don't take that away!

The fuck? The thing with like, the windmill and tiny sticks??

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-15 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Yeah but it's A thing you have to offer, not the only thing.

That's the one. We had a good time. Admittedly, Serefin was drunk of his face and I wasn't much better, but still.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-15 11:57 pm UTC (link)
I'm already bringing you coffee, what, are you angling for a breakfast sandwich too?

Oh Jesus Christ, I can only fucking imagine you two idiots. When'd you go?

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-16 12:28 am UTC (link)
No ulterior motive right now but ask me again at lunchtime.

After that speed dating nonsense.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-16 12:44 am UTC (link)
I believe you. So I'm going to get you coffee whenever. But mostly, threaten to stab shit.

Huh. Didn't go that great then, huh?

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-16 01:15 am UTC (link)
It started great? He told me about his god eye and it got a little weird after that, but that only seems fair.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-16 01:16 am UTC (link)
Oh, you meant the speed dating thing! Right whatever, that was fine too.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-16 01:31 am UTC (link)
...

Do I...just ignore this...or..............

Still going to kill that god. Haven't figured out the how yet, but technicalities.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-16 02:22 am UTC (link)
Yes, God killing! Of course. In the meantime, I'm going to go jump off a bridge ask someone to throw me around the ring for a bit. You know where to find me if family stuff gets dicey.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-16 02:25 am UTC (link)
.................................................

Is there ............................... something you maybe want to ................................. talk about?

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-16 03:13 am UTC (link)
No! God no! In an ideal world, you hit your head whilst reading this and forget the last few minutes ever even happened.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-16 03:19 am UTC (link)
OH THANK CHRIST

Okay. Good.

Not that like, you couldn't. If you wanted to. I would listen.

I mean I would much rather throw you around the fucking ring.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-16 03:57 am UTC (link)
Let's just skip to the punching, if you please. There is truly nothing to talk about except my own idiocy and you're certainly familiar by now.

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Diego/Jacob
[info]secondumbrella
2020-09-16 04:09 am UTC (link)
Yep, on it, no prob.

Hey. You don't go anywhere on me, yeah?

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Diego/Jacob
[info]brassknuckles
2020-09-16 04:35 am UTC (link)
I'll put one hell of a fight. I promise.

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