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Cassandra Cain ([info]andassociate) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-08-06 22:47:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: cassandra cain, ₴ inactive: edward cullen, ₴ inactive: toph beifong, ₴ inactive: wynonna earp

[Network Post]
So no one had "migrating thoughts" on the Vallo weird shit pool, so I'm rolling it over. You can still put in if you want!

And hey, now I know what it's like to be knocked up. It sucks. Sorry, dude, whoever you are. Maybe just put a TV in the bathroom so you don't have to get up to pee so much.


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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 02:59 am UTC (link)
It suuuuuuuucks. Or at least to the pregnant lady in my head who's getting kicked in the organs all the time. Do you know who your baby daddy is?

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[info]theblindbandit
2020-08-07 03:03 am UTC (link)
Aren't they in their own organ? How do they kick other organs? I know his name which is all I told my kid, I guess.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 03:08 am UTC (link)
I guess they kick hard enough to play football with some other ones, I don't know. Babies are bitches?

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[info]theblindbandit
2020-08-07 03:14 am UTC (link)
Babies sound like the worst kind of bitches. I'd rather have a food baby.


No offense Lin!

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 03:22 am UTC (link)
Food babies are way better. You don't have to feed them, they just feed you and then go away in a few hours.

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[info]theblindbandit
2020-08-07 03:35 am UTC (link)
Right! You don't have to nurture anything or feel like you did a bad job. It's just food. It's there FOR YOU.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 04:20 am UTC (link)
I don't really want to have to nurture anything but Bruce, and I can just let him go kill his own rabbits or whatever and give him twizzlers.

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[info]theblindbandit
2020-08-07 05:11 am UTC (link)
Have you met Appa? I bet he'd like twizzlers. He usually only eats plants, though.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 05:13 am UTC (link)
Not yet! I met Korra's polar bear dog, she was awesome! We can see if he likes them. Bruce is definitely a carnivore, but he still likes them. Pretty sure they're all chemicals and sugar.

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[info]theblindbandit
2020-08-07 05:15 am UTC (link)
He's a sky bison and he's okay I guess, the best part is that you can fly on him. Just dodge the licking. Sokka might like the sugar more though. Can I get those delivered?

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 05:53 am UTC (link)
Yeah I know, he's great. I know who you are, too, you're a badass! And twizzlers? Sure. You can have the grocery store drop 'em off or I can get you some if you want!

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