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Cassandra Cain ([info]andassociate) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-08-06 22:47:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: cassandra cain, ₴ inactive: edward cullen, ₴ inactive: toph beifong, ₴ inactive: wynonna earp

[Network Post]
So no one had "migrating thoughts" on the Vallo weird shit pool, so I'm rolling it over. You can still put in if you want!

And hey, now I know what it's like to be knocked up. It sucks. Sorry, dude, whoever you are. Maybe just put a TV in the bathroom so you don't have to get up to pee so much.


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[info]harleeey
2020-08-07 02:54 am UTC (link)
And that's why you shouldn't have sex unless you're old enough to ... something.

I feel like I should be askin' if you're okay. I'll get some tinfoil!

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 02:58 am UTC (link)
I don't think tinfoil will work. But we can try it. And if I ever want to have sex with some guy, he's wearing seven raincoat layers and getting that snip surgery first. I don't get the appeal anyway though. There's a lot of pictures of dicks on the net and they all look like something you'd get removed if it grew anywhere else on your body.

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[info]harleeey
2020-08-07 02:59 am UTC (link)
Well, you're not wrong.

Isn't my kid great?

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 03:07 am UTC (link)
Pretty sure if I'm ever going to give one a green light for go to enter, they'll have to decorate it with some piercings or something. I wanna know they put in some effort.

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(no subject) - [info]harleeey, 2020-08-07 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harleeey, 2020-08-07 02:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harleeey, 2020-08-07 02:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 11:54 pm UTC

[info]theblindbandit
2020-08-07 02:55 am UTC (link)
Ugh, is it that bad? I apparently choose to do that sometime in the future. Be knocked up. I always figured it was bad.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 02:59 am UTC (link)
It suuuuuuuucks. Or at least to the pregnant lady in my head who's getting kicked in the organs all the time. Do you know who your baby daddy is?

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[info]theblindbandit
2020-08-07 03:03 am UTC (link)
Aren't they in their own organ? How do they kick other organs? I know his name which is all I told my kid, I guess.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 03:08 am UTC (link)
I guess they kick hard enough to play football with some other ones, I don't know. Babies are bitches?

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(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2020-08-07 03:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2020-08-07 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2020-08-07 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2020-08-07 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 05:53 am UTC

[info]owndamnweapon
2020-08-07 03:03 am UTC (link)
One bonus to being pregnant is your stomach becomes a handy dandy table space for easy snacking. Also no one judges you for the amount of donuts you eat.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 03:10 am UTC (link)
I think the downsides and the kid at the end outweigh the table. I can grab a tray! But hey, you can still stuff your face with donuts and I'm not gonna judge you.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2020-08-07 03:12 am UTC (link)
I felt that way pretty much the entire pregnancy, but yeah. I think I need to get donuts in the morning now, I made myself hungry for no good reason.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 03:22 am UTC (link)
Hey, I'll deliver 'em now for like a ten buck fee and a doughnut off the top.

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(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ihavecharacter, 2020-08-07 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ihavecharacter, 2020-08-07 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ihavecharacter, 2020-08-07 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ihavecharacter, 2020-08-07 04:47 am UTC
Doc - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 04:49 am UTC
Wynonna - [info]ihavecharacter, 2020-08-07 04:51 am UTC
Doc - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 04:52 am UTC
Wynonna - [info]ihavecharacter, 2020-08-07 05:33 am UTC
Doc - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 05:36 am UTC
Wynonna - [info]ihavecharacter, 2020-08-07 05:39 am UTC
Doc - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 05:56 am UTC
Wynonna - [info]ihavecharacter, 2020-08-07 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ihavecharacter, 2020-08-07 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 04:41 am UTC

[info]needforspeed
2020-08-07 09:08 am UTC (link)
This is true. I've got a bloody dining room table these days.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2020-08-07 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Makes it a lot more convenient to not have to get up and move though. Unless you have to pee. A lot. Which I definitely did.

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[info]needforspeed
2020-08-07 06:38 pm UTC (link)
I'm eight months gone with twins. The toilet and I haven't been this well acquainted in my life.

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(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]needforspeed, 2020-08-07 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]needforspeed, 2020-08-07 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]owndamnweapon, 2020-08-07 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-07 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]needforspeed, 2020-08-08 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-08 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]needforspeed, 2020-08-08 12:31 am UTC

[info]withthedolphins
2020-08-07 06:31 am UTC (link)
Does this mean I have to think about everything I'm going to think about before I think it...

That's a lot.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 11:56 pm UTC (link)
I think it'd be self defeating or something? If you're thinking about it before you think it you're still thinking it. Right?

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[info]withthedolphins
2020-08-08 07:00 am UTC (link)
Ugh. This is going to be annoying.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-09 04:06 am UTC (link)
Just sing Old Town Road in your head. It'll drive anyone trying to listen nuts.

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(no subject) - [info]withthedolphins, 2020-08-09 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-10 02:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]withthedolphins, 2020-08-10 06:23 am UTC

[info]needforspeed
2020-08-07 09:05 am UTC (link)
Mother nature is a sneaky bitch.

You're describing what it's been like all day for me. They're extra active today.

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Oh hey, so you're the pregnant lady. Sorry, man! Want donuts?

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[info]needforspeed
2020-08-08 12:00 am UTC (link)
I could be persuaded.

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(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-08 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]needforspeed, 2020-08-08 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-08 12:24 am UTC

[info]sparklemotions
2020-08-07 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Now you know what it's like to be a telepath.

No headaches, yet?

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[info]andassociate
2020-08-07 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Suuuuuucks. But nah, no headaches, just a lot of being glad I'm not getting any d in the v to make a b. You get them?

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[info]sparklemotions
2020-08-08 12:09 am UTC (link)
Used to when I first came into my abilities. There was a lot of noise from people's thoughts to work through and I didn't do it very well for those first couple of months. Now they're a general hum of noise in the background of my brain.

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(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-08 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparklemotions, 2020-08-08 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-08 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparklemotions, 2020-08-08 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andassociate, 2020-08-09 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparklemotions, 2020-08-09 12:31 pm UTC

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