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Darlington ([info]gentlemandemon) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-11-16 08:42:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, the raven cycle: richard campbell gansey, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: darlington

Usually I avoid the vulgarity of ranting online, but today is a special case.

In Special Collections, we have rules for handling books. Each book has its own particular rules, which I very clearly communicate to patrons when they request their reading material. These rules are not arbitrary. Each one exists either to protect the books or to protect the patrons. When they are followed, they work.

This morning I had a patron who thought rules about books did not apply to him. He's a wizard, you see, and he knows what he's doing, and he doesn't like authority, so he doesn't need to listen to the librarian telling him what will happen if he mishandles the book he's requested. Hardly a spell can touch him, he says, just give him the book and get on with it.

"Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall."

Now a priceless antique copy of Secret Worlds is covered in blood and will require a specialist to clean and restore. We can only hope that they'll be successful in doing so; this sort of damage is very difficult to repair. And I suppose we must also hope that medical personnel are successful in reattaching the wizard's fingers.



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[info]thewheelwalker
2023-11-16 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Fuck around and find out.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-11-16 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Essentially. He assumed the wizard who originally enchanted the book could not possibly be more powerful than he, and he was deeply mistaken.

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[info]thewheelwalker
2023-11-16 04:42 pm UTC (link)
If you got blood on any fabric, LMK.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-11-16 04:48 pm UTC (link)
A chair, a carpet, and my shirt.

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(no subject) - [info]thewheelwalker, 2023-11-16 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewheelwalker, 2023-11-16 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewheelwalker, 2023-11-16 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewheelwalker, 2023-11-16 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 06:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewheelwalker, 2023-11-16 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewheelwalker, 2023-11-16 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 07:25 pm UTC

[info]alteridem
2023-11-16 04:49 pm UTC (link)
You've got finger-eating books? Hardcore. I want one.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-11-16 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Well, finger-slicing, at least. The book didn't actually consume the fingers. I almost wish it had; then I wouldn't have to pick fingers up off the carpet.

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[info]alteridem
2023-11-16 05:12 pm UTC (link)
Do you WANT a finger-eating book?

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-11-16 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Do you have a finger-eating book?

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(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2023-11-16 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2023-11-16 06:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2023-11-16 07:14 pm UTC

[info]bendreality
2023-11-16 04:54 pm UTC (link)
Ah, I love wizard hubris. I hope he is now banned from the library for not following the rules set in place.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-11-16 04:58 pm UTC (link)
This was a truly dazzling case of it. He is absolutely banned from the library for all his natural life, and any reincarnations who may appear in generations to come will be looked upon with suspicion.

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[info]bendreality
2023-11-16 05:07 pm UTC (link)
He only took himself out of the equation, so it could be much worse. I know of a few Magocracies in previous times in my world and they all ended badly due magical hubris.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-11-16 06:29 pm UTC (link)
It hadn't occurred to me yet to be grateful that he didn't play carelessly with one of the more broadly dangerous volumes. That actually is some consolation as I read reviews of magical cleaning services.

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[info]shadowhand
2023-11-16 05:35 pm UTC (link)
For the record, I am thankful you love it.

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[info]bendreality
2023-11-16 05:40 pm UTC (link)
And why is that, Mr. Widogast?

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(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2023-11-16 05:54 pm UTC

[info]notdick
2023-11-16 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Under no circumstances is Ronan allowed to check out any books.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-11-16 05:00 pm UTC (link)
You're in luck: most of Special Collections can't be checked out to begin with. They're nearly all strictly Reading Room Only.

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[info]notdick
2023-11-16 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Don't worry, it was a joke. Ronan would only try for "shits and giggles" he can dream up things that are fa and to get a rise out of me.

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(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 06:31 pm UTC

[info]alteridem
2023-11-16 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Fucking rude. So much for wanting me to be ~educated~.

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[info]notdick
2023-11-16 05:30 pm UTC (link)
You have to want the education for yourself, I can help you no longer.

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(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2023-11-16 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notdick, 2023-11-16 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2023-11-16 06:25 pm UTC

[info]shadowhand
2023-11-16 05:35 pm UTC (link)
Wizards can be a special brand. It is unfortunate that you had to deal with that.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-11-16 06:36 pm UTC (link)
At least it's a rare occurrence. Usually the patrons who come to my end of the library are intelligent, educated people with a well-developed sense of how dangerous magic can be to the careless. I suppose every orchard has a few apples that ought to be left for the birds.

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[info]shadowhand
2023-11-16 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Some just need to learn the hard way, I suppose. It is too bad that the "hard way" had to involve the sacrifice of fingers, but I am sure he will think twice moving forward.

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(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 07:41 pm UTC

[info]hedgemage
2023-11-16 07:23 pm UTC (link)
I have a spell for lifting stains we might try.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-11-16 07:26 pm UTC (link)
If you have a moment to give an attempt at the carpet, I'd be grateful. I've done what I can manage.

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[info]hedgemage
2023-11-16 07:37 pm UTC (link)
It's a fairly simple domestic spell that's used with good success back home; I'm sure that it should do the job well. It works by [insert two highly technical paragraphs here about how the magic works on a molecular to disrupt the bonds and lift the stain from its surface]

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(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-16 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hedgemage, 2023-11-16 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gentlemandemon, 2023-11-17 01:14 pm UTC


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