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Tweak says, "better in than out!"

essek "genuine hot boi" widogast ✨ (shadowhand) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-08-11 13:47:00

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!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, the raven cycle: blue sargent, voltron: keith kogane, ₴ inactive: stiles stilinski

I require dish ideas for zucchini, particularly those that hide it enough that a young kenku might not realize they are an ingredient.

I will also accept people willing to take some zucchini themselves.

Basically, I may have planted too much zucchini. ~~And the golem is staring at me and I know it is irrational, but it feels as though they are judging my gardening hubris and~~

CALEB

Hello.

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	shadowhand 2023-08-11 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Nefarious. I like it. CALEB That was a poor attempt at small talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2023-08-12 01:28 am UTC (link)
	That is me, truly evil. ESSEK You should start with magical questions. What's wrong? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2023-08-12 01:55 am UTC (link)
	That is why I like you so much. CALEB Nothing is wrong, really. It is all perfectly fine. Willi is very er present. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2023-08-12 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh is that why? ESSEK Ah- Yes? He is a very helpful Golem. I saved his life back in the Happy Fun Ball and he imprinted on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2023-08-12 02:53 am UTC (link)
	I also appreciate your scarves. CALEB Quite helpful. He enjoys standing in doorways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2023-08-12 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	Go on. ESSEK You do not like him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2023-08-12 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	Your hands are distracting. CALEB I had to Misty Step around him today so as to deliver lunch to the children myself, before he could take the plates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2023-08-12 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Are they? ESSEK So ja, you do not like him. I can move him to the shop or the tower. But you will have to be the one to tell Kir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2023-08-12 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	You know they are. Everything about you is, but particularly your hands. CALEB I do recognize that I am being irrational, for the record. I want to make that clear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2023-08-12 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Now I am becoming uncomfortable with the compliments so we may stop. ESSEK You only want to make that clear because you have to tell Kir. But I would rather you be honest than lie to protect feelings, Essek. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2023-08-12 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	I have more, should you require them at a later time. CALEB That is absolutely true, yes. It is a bit innate to want to protect your feelings, but I understand what you are saying. He is a good golem and is helpful, as you said. He just gets underfoot and I do not handle that well when the creature getting under my feet is something other than a cat, I am afraid. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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