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Det. Danny "Danno" Williams is a ninja whisperer (jerseydetective) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-04-05 08:22:00

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2023
What the hell is wrong with your turkeys?

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	childofthor 2023-04-05 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	You are the last person I thought I would see being portal snatched. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	I guess since Steve and I are empty nesters now with Grace off at college, it decided to spice things up. I would like to state for the record that I understand why you all came out of the ocean grumpy now. Apparently there is no actual portal to yell and throw bottles at here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2023-04-05 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, there isn't. It's about as frustrating as no one letting us yell at the witch. Welcome to Vallo! You've arrived while we're trying to prevent the apocalypse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	We were already on Kana's bad side. Not letting all of you yell at her further was an act of self-preservation for all of us. What did you all do that the apocalypse involves homicidal turkeys? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2023-04-05 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Still not convinced she could have taken all of us. Vallo loves it's angry birds. You missed the Geese attach on New Asgard yesterday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	Torunn. She made a big portal. A portal that made us realize there were different universes out there and brought aliens with very big ships that wanted us all dead. I love Angry Birds because everyone thinks I am an angry person but right now I'm rooting for the pigs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2023-04-05 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	I've met a lot of people who can make portals and pull people through them. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Yeah, there aren't any pigs to throw. Just roast them on sight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	I hadn't until then! The governor was already pissed at us and Steven's only solution was getting turned into a tree frog repeatedly so I was trying not to make it worse. ...in the flamethrower sense or oven sense? Isn't wild turkey supposed to be gamier than captive? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2023-04-05 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	It's going to annoy me for the rest of my life that she got away with so much. I am probably going to have a very long life, Danny. Both? Both, but flamethrower might be easier as long as you're sure you can keep them from taking it from you. It might be, but is that really going to stop you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh believe me, we are the same there aside from the long lifespan. I wanted to fight her and I couldn't and then I couldn't let any of you either. She still hasn't apologized either. I have apologized, she has not. This would be a handy time for SuperSEAL to show up. But no, no it would not stop me because you can still make dishes out of gamey meat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2023-04-05 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	If I ever get sent back I'm throwing her into space, I don't care. The Turkey's aren't the only things out there today, so be careful. Maybe stay out of the forest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	You know what? Have at it. She sent me a felt puppet of myself for April Fools. I'm safe there. I don't think I've ever given the impression that I'm fond of forests. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2023-04-05 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	Screenshot for proof. Are they setting you up at Morningside? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	[ooc; we'll just pretend the icon is the screenshot lol] I was on my way there after stopping to get some coffee but murder most fowl had other ideas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2023-04-05 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Where are you now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Almost to the Angry Pixie? Is that the name of the place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2023-04-05 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! Fair warning, she really is quite angry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Maybe that's why the woman at the DOA. Brenda, I think her name is? She said we might get along. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2023-04-05 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Brenda is a walking scam. It's probably best not to listen to her when you can avoid it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerseydetective 2023-04-05 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	There is one in every office. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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