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Tweak says, "Marry me."

ashton greymoore (he/they) (chaosburst) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-01-17 10:24:00

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!: network post, critical role: ashton greymoore, critical role: dorian storm, critical role: fresh cut grass, critical role: orym, ₴ inactive: nico robin, ₴ inactive: tennal halkana

Alright. Little late to this, but I've decided this place is pretty okay, if my people are here and I get to swing my hammer at shit. Feels a bit like home, just less constant fucking high stakes, moon bullshit, and people constantly falling out of a skyship.

I mean, I guess. I probably haven't been here to be a real good judge so, fuck me probably. Maybe the moon is fucked here and people do fall out of skyships. They better fucking not.

Anyway. Didn't say this before when I got here, so hey. I'm Ashton.

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	chaosburst 2023-01-17 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently our moon is fucking haunted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tennalhin 2023-01-17 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	By what? People, animals, aliens, all of the above? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaosburst 2023-01-17 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	We're still kind of trying to sort that shit out. It's just causing a lot of trouble for people stuck on our planet's surface. Much of magic stuff that I barely get. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tennalhin 2023-01-17 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Remind me not to hang out on your planet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaosburst 2023-01-17 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	It's kind of a shitshow, but it's home. No mushrooms tried to eat me yet back home, but we did get attacked by fucking furniture so it's probably just a matter of time before we moved onto mushrooms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tennalhin 2023-01-17 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Word of advice, you might need to keep the sentient furniture thing quiet. I've already gotten a complex about eating food here after one day. I need to sleep in my bed peacefully. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaosburst 2023-01-17 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	What caused the food complex? Just in case I need another thing to have a fucking complex over myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tennalhin 2023-01-18 12:46 am UTC (link)
	The mushrooms, for one. I like mushrooms. Liked. Now I'm going to worry about whether or not my food is going to come alive and eat me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaosburst 2023-01-18 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Just make sure you stab it a fucking ton with your fork, to be safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tennalhin 2023-01-18 12:56 am UTC (link)
	What about a multiple-mushroom scenario? No one has just one and I only have two hands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaosburst 2023-01-18 01:20 am UTC (link)
	That's when you have to fucking improvise. Just swinging those utensils around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tennalhin 2023-01-18 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Where does flipping the whole table rank? I figure that might be an easier maneuver than the utensils. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaosburst 2023-01-18 01:59 am UTC (link)
	That's probably step 1 when you're being swarmed by mushrooms in the middle of a meal. Fuck, might be step 1 when you're just sitting down to eat a meal that isn't trying to kill you, just because. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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