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Tweak says, "Fellini held his ground,"

Joel Hammond (alittlemanic) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-10-13 11:04:00

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It's been a few days. I watched that...thing forced on people and I

I'm right in assuming that my wife being the love of my life and also a recently turned zombie, the head of her first victim being our housemate and kind of a dick in our basement, and my teenage daughter blowing up a fracking site is probably not even the strangest thing that has happened here or does happen here.

It's almost nice.

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	magicianeliot 2022-10-13 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	I can't say zombies are here. I've never seen one, but who knows. That all seems like a lot though. Lots of strange things happen here and creatures that show up from time to time. Anything is possible here it seems. I'm Eliot, by the way. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	I thought I maxed out on strange things happening before I got here but apparently not. There was a centaur getting coffee this morning. A centaur. Or the weed I got from those trolls is really kicking my ass right now. I'm not above that as a possibility. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicianeliot 2022-10-13 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	You can't max out on strange things in Vallo. It's part of the island. Yes, centaurs here. That wasn't strange to me given my former kingdom and home had them. Though Ii imagine seeing one for the first time is very strange. So you can't blame the weed for it. Just enjoy your 'trip'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Former kingdom? You're not some 'off with their head' kind of monarchist, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicianeliot 2022-10-13 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I was High King of Fillory. lol No, I'm not. In fact, I was banished for trying to make Fillory a more democratic and fair place. Well, actually it was because Ember, the God who created Fillory, found what I was doing boring and wanted more chaos. He was quite...childish and bored easily. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	I can't tell if this is seriously your life or you're regurgitating a fantasy novel right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicianeliot 2022-10-13 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Why would I lie? I have friends here who can back me up if you think I am. Fen is from Fillory and Quentin has been to Fillory. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think you're lying but it just sounds like Labyrinth happening (don't judge me, it's the last fantasy movie I saw) and next someone will be stealing one of my siblings. Actually you can have my brother. He thinks he's so cool with all his swagger and charm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicianeliot 2022-10-13 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	I get it. I've been in time loops and on different planets so not much surprises me or seems too strange. If you haven't then I guess a lot of people's lives here would sound far fetched, strange or like a movie. I'll take Labyrinth. You can keep your brother. lol Sounds like sibling rivalry. Maybe he is cool and charming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a realtor from Santa Clarita, California. Everything is strange to me. There is no sibling rivalry. People have been finding him very attractive, cool, charming, whatever for years. I know I already lost so a rivalry doesn't even come into this which is why David Bowie can have him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicianeliot 2022-10-13 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Surely not everything. You just shared that you wife is a zombie. Alrighty then. Still, sounds like there's issues there. Not my business though. Welcome to Vallo. Be prepared for a lot of strange and normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-14 12:54 am UTC (link)
	That's still very, very new to our family so I stand by what I said. Arguably I have many issues but that is not one of them. I'm happily married and he's not so I came out on top. But...sure. Strange and normal. Just strange and normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicianeliot 2022-10-14 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Everyone does. I don't think it'a a contest or it shouldn't be. Strange and normal is life. Doesn't really matter where you are, but I think Vallo has a bit more strange. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-14 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	That is a hell of an understatement, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	experimenting 2022-10-13 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	I know zombies and even this made me go what the fuck. (Reply to this) (Thread)

alittlemanic
2022-10-13 03:48 pm UTC (link)

But what kind of zombies? Sheila isn't like 'Thriller' type of zombie and we haven't even done that dance since she was turned because it feels slightly insensitive but Abby and I used to clean up when we did it for Father-Daughter dances when she was like...ten.

Anyway.

I probably should have edited that whole statement, not that it would make it much better in hindsight but that my wife is beautiful and amazing and even if she's a zombie, it wasn't her fault and she's making the best of it!

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	experimenting 2022-10-13 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	[...] You know, zombies. Very little cognitive function, they run on the instinct to feed, shoot them in the head and they're dead? If you've played any zombie game, think that. I've got to wonder what kind of zombie your wife is because - and I say this with no offense intended - it sounds like you still dick her down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	That is absolutely what I thought all zombies are but then Sheila had some bad clams, threw up Mr. Ball Legs, died, and came back as the undead. We did find a way to keep her from decomposing so she's, you know, living her best life. Mostly. No offense taken. I do, she does, and I just need a few more water breaks and the occasional break for my jaw. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	experimenting 2022-10-13 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	~~Your wife sounds like my~~ What scientific breakthrough did you guys stumble upon to keep that from happening? Were the clams contaminated with something? Does the government know? Does her bite spread the condition? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

alittlemanic
2022-10-13 05:15 pm UTC (link)

We had to find a book written by monks in Serbia from like the 1400s? Then it made us get bile from a Serbian for the recipe which let me tell you was a trial. They made me do a 24 hour psychiatric hold because I tried to make my daughter's principal's mother throw up in a bucket and she was not a pleasant woman.

The clams were from a clam farm though these specific clams came from Serbia. Fucking Serbia just fucking Serbian all over the place. The government does not know because they'll take Sheila away and experiment on her and we blew up the clam farm before more clams could be sent out so...yeah.

It does! She wants to bite me so we can be together forever and I've been really working on mulling that over because I don't want her to go through eternity alone but what if I turn into someone she doesn't like? What if love only survives because of our expiration date? You know what I'm saying?

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	experimenting 2022-10-13 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	God I want your life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	It's not terrible as far as lives go though it does make me wonder what you've seen that my life is enviable. I can eat whatever I want for breakfast because of all the grave digging though so...perks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	experimenting 2022-10-13 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	World ended back home with a zombie-virus outbreak and some of us are trying to fix it? Plenty of carnage, rotting flesh, doom and gloom. No clams found guilty in our case - you can blame capitalism and Big Pharma. So you and your wife are all Edward and Bella with this mortality thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-14 12:56 am UTC (link)
	What is it with Big Pharma and zombies? This guy kidnapped my wife and wanted to use her to create a skin rejuvenating line. Can people not age naturally anymore? Okay but any relationship that gets compared to heroin addiction is not a good relationship. Also Sheila doesn't watch me sleep, she just goes and does things I told her not to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	experimenting 2022-10-14 02:32 am UTC (link)
	I have a hard time associating skin rejuvenation with what your wife is. Like feed? You bury her victims, don't you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-14 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to take a stab here and guess that your types didn't have an eternal youth thing going for them once the decay was stopped. One time we fed one to a shark which I didn't feel right about. They already get a lot of unfair blame as it is. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	realnicemonster 2022-10-13 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	You're boning a zombie? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I am having consensual sex with my wife who just happens to be undead. Though honestly I found way too much zombie porn accidentally during research that if I were not already questioning humanity, I would start. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	realnicemonster 2022-10-13 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Man, this is like some weird Fido shit. Your kids undead too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. Are you calling me a dog for still finding my wife, who just happens to be undead, sexually attractive? No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	realnicemonster 2022-10-13 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	It's a movie. You know, kid finds the fatherly love he's always wanted in the form of his pet zombie. One of the neighbours is into kinky sex shit with his zombie. It's pretty good Well, that's good, I guess. So like, how do you stop her from eating your brains? She ever try? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-13 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like you're showing me this out of judgement and it is not like that. I'm not into zombies. I am into my wife who happens to be a zombie. No. Of course not. She does not eat brains. She eats...naht-see baseball teams, which is doing the community a service. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	realnicemonster 2022-10-13 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, no judgment here man. Whatever floats your boat. I mean, I'm made of vegetables, so it ain't like I've got much room to judge. Oh. Well, that's alright then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-14 12:58 am UTC (link)
	You're made out of vegetables. Like What kind of vegetables? How? Does that mean you're relatively young? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

realnicemonster
2022-10-14 02:50 am UTC (link)

I don't know what kinda vegetables. It's just... I don't know like... Vegetable matter I guess. I ain't never done some sort of test to figure it out.

And I told you, I'm 18. Almost 19. Though I guess my body only got built like, a year and a bit ago. Uriel, Archangel of Death and the earth and stuff built it for me so we could have something to shove my soul inside.

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	alittlemanic 2022-10-14 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	That is...a lot for a 19 year old to have to deal with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	realnicemonster 2022-10-15 04:07 am UTC (link)
	It's whatever. I was 17 when all that went down, but it ain't really a big deal or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alittlemanic 2022-10-15 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't make it better! My daughter is a little younger than you and she tried the tough act while all this was happening with her mother. It's all right to not be all right. (Reply to this) (Parent)