Wei Wuxian | Wei Ying 魏婴 (wwx) wrote in valloic, @ 2022-06-11 10:24:00 |
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Entry tags: | !: network post, assassin's creed: jacob frye, ₴ inactive: jiang cheng, ₴ inactive: jiang yanli, ₴ inactive: wei wuxian |
Do you like fireworks? Do you like to show off your 🌈PRIDE🌈? Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes has a fresh stock and a sale of everything for your celebrations and parades, including fireworks big and small, glitter bombs, flags, makeup, pranks (invisible whoopie cushions that shoot out glitter when the unsuspecting sits down! Door charms that dump rainbow streamers on your friends when they walk in the room!), treats, and more!
We have color schemes for every flag and orientation, and if you have custom requests just ask. I love custom prank requests. 👀👀 But also if you get pranked by one of our items and have no sense of humor to enjoy it I do not want to hear any complaints and will let Jiang Cheng glare at you, I have already been yelled at twice this week because someone said that "glitter is herpes".
Joke is on them that I do not know what herpes is.