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Tweak says, "Wibbly wobbly timey whimey"

Daud (knifeofdunwall) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-05-23 08:02:00

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Does everyone hear animals speaking words today, or is it just me? A bird just yelled "back the fuck up, motherfucker!" at me when I got too close to its nest, an alley cat rubbed against my ankle and said "I own you" right to my face, and I'm not getting into the disaster that was fishing this morning.

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	terseness 2022-05-23 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Damn that's dark (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	The first two were wordless. The third shrieked "what the fuck" until I threw it back. I gave up and decided I'd have rice and beans for dinner after that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terseness 2022-05-23 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	yeah that's one reason why I don't eat people man; the talking back thing is creepy. did you see that Atreus has baby foxes at the Sanctuary. You should go visit, report back, so we finally know... what does the fox say (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Based on what I've heard so far, probably something about food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terseness 2022-05-23 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	alternatively (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	I now understand the fish's urge to scream "what the fuck" over and over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terseness 2022-05-23 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	honestly that's a fair reaction. ANYHOW I'm living in the woods this week until skunks no longer want me so i'm kinda glad you're not nearby to translate their specific desires (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Is the woods a good place to avoid skunks? I would've assumed they live there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terseness 2022-05-23 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	yeah I went out here doing the self-sacrifice thing because I didn't want people to get sprayed in town or whatever but lemme tell you I did NOT think this one through to its logical conclusion (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	You might instead consider staying inside, where skunks are usually not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terseness 2022-05-23 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Nah man they find me. They get in. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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