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Lafayette Reynolds (earringsoff) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-05-16 07:33:00

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!: network post, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: bonnie bennett, ₴ inactive: cassandra de rolo, ₴ inactive: dorian pavus, ₴ inactive: eliot waugh, ₴ inactive: ignis scientia (2), ₴ inactive: nadja, ₴ inactive: nandor, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman

Some motherfucker got a lot of explaining to do about how my sexy ass ended up in this place.

Though, I's gone a few hours with no damn vampires or werewolves so it be like motherfuckin vacation.

Where Tara's ass at? Sookie? I need a fuckin cocktail.

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	earringsoff 2022-05-16 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, I's a short order cook and medium. I guess you're a vamp then, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Only if you are not a medium vampire slayer. How do you have so much to do with vampires and ~~ugh~~ werewolves? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earringsoff 2022-05-17 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Where I come from that shit just normal. Hell, my fuckin cousin a vampire. My boss a werewolf. My friend a fae. Hell, I'm fuckin magic with my dead boyfriend's brujo mojo and shit. Just all kindsa weird. I'm Lafayette. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-17 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	What is bru Strange. We are still mostly hidden from humans in our world. I am Nandor the Relentless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earringsoff 2022-05-17 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Issa witch from Mexico. My boyfriend was a sexy ass powerful one. But, he died. They used to be hidden and then they came out in our world, and some ways it good but some ways it been a fuckin nightmare. Oh, look atchu, Mr. Relentless. You from the same world from Nadja that I met early. That bitch crazy, I love her ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-17 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	My condolences. We talk about taking over much more than we actually do. It is exhausting leading things and hypnotizing many humans! Oh. Yes. That crazy bitch is my friend. We have lived together many years! She is not very fond of witches but maybe she will make an exception for a man. They are all women where we come from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earringsoff 2022-05-17 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah it be all kinds-human and vamps-that be fuckin shit up. I mean, my cousin one and she the main person in this universe I love no matters what. She crazy, love that shit. Well, we need be friends, drink, make fun of some of this mothafuckas, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-17 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Did you ask her to turn you or do you have no interest in such things? I am not as picky about witches. Assuming you don't try to steal any of my bodily fluids and you don't freak out when I drink blood instead of alcohol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

earringsoff
2022-05-18 03:14 am UTC (link)

Hell no, ain't no way I wanted to be turned. We only turned Tara because her ass was dying and there werent no other way. Bein a witch enough for my black ass.

Nandor, I can promise you, I don't give a FUCK what you drink. I had an old ass vamp that sucked my blood and gave me his blood to sell. In my world, they made this shit call Tru Blood that ain't actual blood but vamps can have. Thats how they able to be all in society and shit.

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	vimbo 2022-05-18 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Okay all right but being a vampire is better, I am only saying! Oh. Well, good. They have a donor service here if you want to make extra money. This Tru Blood sounds strange though. It is artificial? Does it taste like rats? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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