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Tweak says, "42"

Nandor the Relentless (vimbo) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-12-29 22:59:00

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!: journal post, !: network post, ₴ inactive: ambrose spellman, ₴ inactive: guillermo de la cruz, ₴ inactive: jake pentacost, ₴ inactive: lucifer morningstar, ₴ inactive: nandor

Ah finally. No more mention of that baby in the manger. A month or two of peace before people wail about his resurrection. I get chased with pointy sticks for coming back from the dead but he gets a party! And colorful baskets full of goodies! (I really don't understand this one but okay.) Anyway I guess I need to get a job if I am going to keep following your dumb rules. Maybe I could do the bouncing. At the club. The guy, you know, outside. I would probably be very bored though. Do you think I can make the humans entertain me to get inside?

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	buillermo 2021-12-30 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	The eggs are said to symbolize new life, much like resurrection. I don't really know where the basket with gifts thing came from, my mom didn't do that part. She decorated chocolate eggs and we went to mass and there was always a lot of food, that was about it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vimbo 2021-12-30 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	I forget you had a strange little life before me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buillermo 2021-12-30 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	I was raised catholic but uh- obviously not really how I see myself now. That'd complicate things. ~~Someday, when you finally~~ So, a job? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2021-12-30 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Then you do not miss it. ~~Right?~~ Maybe a job. There was an incident with a shopkeeper. Nobody warned me some of these creatures are immune to hypnosis and cranky about the attempt! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buillermo 2021-12-30 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Religion? No way. Nothing says you have to go to mass in order to buy Cadbury Eggs. Nandor. I have money, just ask? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2021-12-30 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what that is but good. It's fine! I don't need your money. I can take care of myself! Probably. How hard can a job be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buillermo 2021-12-30 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	They're just chocolate eggs with a cream-filled center. Pretty much the best thing about Easter. ~~Mas~~ You guys kept me in an open jail cell for three months while I was still secretly doing all of the chores around the house still. But, okay, I can respect that. I can help you find something that's vampire-friendly, maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2021-12-30 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	I will have to take your word for it. Yes, well. I did not say I was going to clean and run errands for a job. And I don't want to work with your vampire boss if that is where this is going. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buillermo 2021-12-31 12:37 am UTC (link)
	For comparison's sake, being a vampire is still probably better. I wasn't going to suggest that, you two would end up fighting it out in an alley. I think I'm quitting after the new year, anyway? They have even more drama than you guys do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2021-12-31 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Well, obviously. Oh? What kind of drama? Is he mistreating you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 01:25 am UTC (link)
	No, no. Not mistreating, but he did pay me a "bonus" I think to look the other way for a few things? I'm just a little worried about having stuck my foot into something deeper than I expected, mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 01:36 am UTC (link)
	He sounds annoying. Are you going to kill him when you quit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Uh no, not the plan. His family is powerful and I don't think I'd be respected as much as uh- hunted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 02:07 am UTC (link)
	You didn't seem to mind that when you were killing council assassins. Is this place making you soft, Guillermo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 02:11 am UTC (link)
	That's different, that was to protect you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 02:14 am UTC (link)
	So you would kill him if it was for me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Don't get any ideas or I'll make sure he stays alive for a long time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Ugh. Fine. But you will still quit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Do you want me to quit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Ay. Only if you want to quit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 02:35 am UTC (link)
	I know what I want. I wanted to know what you wanted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 02:44 am UTC (link)
	This fucking guy. I want you to get what you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Well, I want to quit, so that works out. Also I'm coming with you to this witch meeting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 03:36 am UTC (link)
	You're not going to tell me not to go at all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I'd try but then I'd be worried you'd still go and I'd just have to follow you. Easier to be upfront. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)