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Nandor the Relentless (vimbo) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-12-29 22:59:00

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Ah finally. No more mention of that baby in the manger. A month or two of peace before people wail about his resurrection. I get chased with pointy sticks for coming back from the dead but he gets a party! And colorful baskets full of goodies! (I really don't understand this one but okay.) Anyway I guess I need to get a job if I am going to keep following your dumb rules. Maybe I could do the bouncing. At the club. The guy, you know, outside. I would probably be very bored though. Do you think I can make the humans entertain me to get inside?

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	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Well, obviously. But she is probably a terrifying hag under the mask. If she tries to hold my penis hostage, you have my permission to set her on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Only your-- you know? Not if she holds anything else hostage? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 05:11 am UTC (link)
	My you know? Are you afraid to talk about my penis, Guillermo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 05:14 am UTC (link)
	NO Maybe it has a curse on it, I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 05:19 am UTC (link)
	Is that why you let the vampire council come and gawk at it? Because you think it is cursed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 05:58 am UTC (link)
	It's not MY fault there's a bunch of stories about your penis. I was just trying to make them think-- well of you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	They were good stories! My penis is not cursed. ~~My heart may be but not my~~ Just be ready, Mr. Vampire Hunter. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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