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Tweak says, "Welcome to the human race, ass"

Nandor the Relentless (vimbo) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-12-29 22:59:00

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!: journal post, !: network post, ₴ inactive: ambrose spellman, ₴ inactive: guillermo de la cruz, ₴ inactive: jake pentacost, ₴ inactive: lucifer morningstar, ₴ inactive: nandor

Ah finally. No more mention of that baby in the manger. A month or two of peace before people wail about his resurrection. I get chased with pointy sticks for coming back from the dead but he gets a party! And colorful baskets full of goodies! (I really don't understand this one but okay.) Anyway I guess I need to get a job if I am going to keep following your dumb rules. Maybe I could do the bouncing. At the club. The guy, you know, outside. I would probably be very bored though. Do you think I can make the humans entertain me to get inside?

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	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 02:35 am UTC (link)
	I know what I want. I wanted to know what you wanted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 02:44 am UTC (link)
	This fucking guy. I want you to get what you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Well, I want to quit, so that works out. Also I'm coming with you to this witch meeting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 03:36 am UTC (link)
	You're not going to tell me not to go at all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I'd try but then I'd be worried you'd still go and I'd just have to follow you. Easier to be upfront. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Probably. I am curious, I can't help it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 04:16 am UTC (link)
	You can just say it's because she's hot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Well, obviously. But she is probably a terrifying hag under the mask. If she tries to hold my penis hostage, you have my permission to set her on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Only your-- you know? Not if she holds anything else hostage? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 05:11 am UTC (link)
	My you know? Are you afraid to talk about my penis, Guillermo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 05:14 am UTC (link)
	NO Maybe it has a curse on it, I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 05:19 am UTC (link)
	Is that why you let the vampire council come and gawk at it? Because you think it is cursed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo buillermo 2021-12-31 05:58 am UTC (link)
	It's not MY fault there's a bunch of stories about your penis. I was just trying to make them think-- well of you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nandermo vimbo 2021-12-31 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	They were good stories! My penis is not cursed. ~~My heart may be but not my~~ Just be ready, Mr. Vampire Hunter. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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