ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ (arcane) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-09-22 10:39:00 |
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Greetings everyone. I'm James, and I'm a local around here - born and raised in Vallo (and thanks to my longtime friend Mei for getting me situated with this network. Mei, you were right, this is something). I'm a psychiatrist and have just moved offices to the appropriately-named psychiatric floor in one of the hospitals. I have a variety of patients, and I speak a few different languages - Elvish, Dwarvish, and a bit of Druidic. I was born into the Vorerra coven but left recently and so I suppose I'm coven-less. All of that means I'm also a witch and it's possible that the name Vorerra elicits questions (if I'm mistaken, well, scroll to the end of this post) so I thought I'd open with a few FAQs and also an AMA and perhaps even a few more acronyms, who knows.
Why did you decide to leave anyway? Why would anyone?
Most in the coven don't. Because when things are going well (in your mind), there's no reason to. It's only when things are going quite badly that you step back and take a look at everything from a different lens, and think that perhaps it's time for a change. I was at a point where things were falling on the 'bad' side of the spectrum.
So are you going to be murdered tomorrow?
Probably not. Regardless, don't expect me to hold a seminar on Vorerra secrets or spells or anything.
Are you reading my mind now?
No.
How about now?
Still no.
So how do we know you're not here just to fuck us over?
I'd really be the wrong person for that job if they cared enough to get it done (they don't). I also assure you that the other covens are fully able to squash one out of existence if the circumstances turn dire on our relatively small mainland. I hear you all know some of Vallo's history - so you also know that some covens that were around in ancient times of yore no longer exist today and there's likely a reason for that.
Yeah, well, I don't believe you.
Fair enough.
If there's something specific you'd like to know I'll answer if I can. I'd also like to get to know all of you, if you're open to that. My office is right near Baby Got Burritos, which means I often eat the queso burrito for lunch and then need a nap in the afternoon.
Anyway, if you've scrolled right to here - hello. So you all are turning into cats, then? Seems like a normal day here. I've got a cat of my own too. His name is Cheeto and he's quite the handsome fellow, isn't he?