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blue "feminist tree spawn" sargent (notjane) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 08:08:00

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!: network post, critical role: essek thelyss, she-ra: catra, the raven cycle: blue sargent, the raven cycle: matthew lynch, voltron: keith kogane, voltron: lance alvarez, ₴ inactive: bonnie bennett, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm, ₴ inactive: maura sargent, ₴ inactive: molly hayes, ₴ inactive: noah czerny

Alright, it's market day. And since half of our usual workers got their butts kicked by screaming bugs and are stubborn, I'm in charge today. That means 2-for-1 deals on milk, eggs, and ice cream. That's right, you heard me, ice cream, to soothe the burn of not sleeping (You can't live on just caffeine, it will stunt your growth. And if you want to make a short joke directed at me, they can go into Adam's suggestion box, which is curiously shaped like a trashcan.)

Everything must go for goods this week because I don't feel like lugging what's left back inside by the end of the day. You're welcome.

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	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-22 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	It's not even that it needs to be. It's that it so easily can. I could break everything fucking bone I have and this place would just keep running. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey notdick 2021-07-22 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Because we love you, and we're your family. That's made the Barns just as important to us as it has you. If it wasn't for you, it wouldn't keep running. We wouldn't be here, we wouldn't care as much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Wow pulling out the sappy guns. Thanks. I hate that I needed to hear that but whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey notdick 2021-07-23 12:28 am UTC (link)
	It seemed like the appropriate route to take. Just say the word and I'm at the ready. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 12:56 am UTC (link)
	How's your shoulder feel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey notdick 2021-07-23 01:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm due for a pain pill soon, I think. You? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 02:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm ok. Mostly cause I took one an hour ago. Do you have yours with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey notdick 2021-07-23 02:11 am UTC (link)
	They're in the house, I can go in a few minutes. Do you need anything? Water? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I mean I really need to take a piss but I don't think I need your help with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey notdick 2021-07-23 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Jesus, no, you're on your own there. The most you get from me is a water bottle or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Harsh. Sargent's like ten feet away and she'd probably try to turn me into a eunuch. Bring me my blue sketchbook? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey notdick 2021-07-23 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Probably, he says. Adam leveling up to become the Grand Wizard of Forestry is mostly likely your saving grace there. Be right back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 03:10 am UTC (link)
	He's been the Magical Caretaker of my dick for a while so that fits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Rodansey tamquam 2021-07-22 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	It so easily cannot. All of us have to work double-time to try and fill your shoes. It's not a viable solution, it's a stop-gap because we need you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Idk Magician, you could probably get Cabeswater to do my job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey tamquam 2021-07-23 12:19 am UTC (link)
	There's only one asshole I like bossing around and he's currently in a cast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 12:27 am UTC (link)
	That's because Sargent doesn't LET you boss her around. Probably gonna ask Syd to try and heal me. I'm just gonna wait a few days so I don't look like a big fucking baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey tamquam 2021-07-23 12:33 am UTC (link)
	I did try to talk her out of the 2-for-1 today. Having a broken leg you want to be healed doesn't make you a big fucking baby. But if you want to avoid anyone thinking it at all, I could ask her for you and tell her I don't like seeing you in pain, which isn't a lie. I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I bet. It's ok. Might be into this plan. It doesn't hurt that bad tho. Only when I bang it on stuff like a moron. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey tamquam 2021-07-23 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I, unfortunately, have no control over that. I'm going to be selfish and say I don't like the reminder of you being hurt. You can't be inconspicuous on crutches. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 02:03 am UTC (link)
	When the fuck am I ever inconspicious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey tamquam 2021-07-23 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Point taken. Just let me take the blame for getting impatient and wanting you healed. You can even put up a fight about it to Syd before giving in for my sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm not gonna fight. Hey, you're not feeling like worn out from that shit, right? I know I already asked you how you were feeling yesterday, just fucking humor me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey tamquam 2021-07-23 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I'm not, no. Not more than usual, that is. With everything that happened, I realized I was tapping into something else rather than letting it use my own energy. Fewer side effects after, I guess. If I start to get tired, you'll know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rodansey alteridem 2021-07-23 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Ok. I'm fucking wiped so I might be too asleep to notice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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