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thom summer (terseness) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-07 18:23:00

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Who'd win in an epic war: werewolves or vampires?

Hell yeah I'm starting shit. Too much togetherness post-gremlins battle. Don't forget to defend your position or else you're gonna get disqualified from the nothing I'm offering for the winning entry.

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	mysticism 2021-07-07 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Weirdly, I can see how they'd be compelling. The Scarlet Letter is just dull as dishwater and archaic. Those vampires also didn't have garlic weaknesses or need to be invited into places, so I guess it depends on the lore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terseness 2021-07-07 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Someone tries to make me wear an "A" 'cause of ho-ing I'm gonna make them wear a black eye. Fuck slutshaming. Yeah and they didn't have a problem with daylight either. I think their only weakness was looking white as shit when trying to play baseball. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mysticism
2021-07-07 11:49 pm UTC (link)

I need to figure out how to involve 'ho-ing' in my everyday lexicon now. But right, yes. And if anyone didn't figure out within the first page that the priest fathered the scandalous love child, well. I'm sorry. #spoiler

Ah, baseball. The All-American pastime for pasty vampires. Okay, if we're talking that lore - I'll go with vampires too. Also because I heard rumors of werewolf domestic abuse and weird imprinting.

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	terseness 2021-07-07 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Aw shit is that what happened? Didn't actually read it beyond like, the first 'thee'. I had a bunch of werewolf friends at school who were super offended by that whole imprinting thing. It was great to bring it up like, all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysticism 2021-07-07 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. After "thee, thou, hast, goeth." A truly masterful ending. Do wendigos imprint too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terseness 2021-07-08 12:03 am UTC (link)
	This is why I always just looked up the summary on my crappy internet Fuck I hope not. I got enough downsides without adding "specifically dangerous to babies" into the mix. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysticism 2021-07-08 12:08 am UTC (link)
	I think most high schoolers did. With dial up and everything? Oh, come on. You're a ten-and-a-half. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terseness 2021-07-08 12:10 am UTC (link)
	We had a modem at least but it hated us and our god, so it was dicy. Hot damn I'm writing that in my diary tonight (Reply to this) (Parent)

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