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Tweak says, "Hell is other people in heaven"

αgαтнα αll αlσиg! (perfidious) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-06-04 10:04:00

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!: network post, temp character: agnes bohner, ₴ inactive: james rogers, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: kate danvers, ₴ inactive: katherine pierce, ₴ inactive: prue halliwell, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: torunn thorsdóttir, ₴ inactive: wanda maximoff

Hey all you hip cats! I just have to tell you what I've been up to recently. Though I know what all of you have been up to recently - so much murder and mayhem! Boy, you're all set to just play judge, jury, AND executioner aren't you? Kinky roleplay, I looooooove it!

Speaking of kinky roleplay, I think that's what our Star Spangled representative and his dangerous red-hot tamale have been involved with - unless she's just constantly borrowing sugar each time I see her leave his apartment! And go back in and then leave! And go back in and leave again!

It takes awhile each time (I've clocked it), so I'm sure there's still some sugar-borrowing, if ya know what I mean. Wink.

To which I say, good for them! And also - AHOOOOOGA! In honor of this NC-17-rated image worthy of a smut novella (I think they call the smut novellas 'fanfiction'??), I'm including a cocktail recipe entitled "International Relations."

1 1/2 ounces dry vermouth
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth
1/8 ounce maraschino liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters
Lemon peel as garnish

Combine in an Old Fashioned glass and enjoy!

Oh, and I almost forgot! I've set up my Tag profile here, and I just have to tell you - what a GREAT invention! You all should just go on and slide into my PMS! List of people I would ride like a one-humped camel:

1. Sorcerer Polygamist
2. The gigantic hairless man who recently just did a murder
3. Anyone from Hell
4. Cute blondes - or redheads. Or brunettes? Or you know what, any hair color is fine!

Well, that's all for now - I'll see you alligators later!

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	thundering 2021-06-05 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I am and it looks like you are too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-05 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Very astute, sir! ;))) But I am, I've been keeping busy and working really hard - I may even have a second job lined up, if the Gazette hires me to do hard-hitting investigative journalism! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-06-05 01:33 am UTC (link)
	You seem very capable of digging up information, that's for sure. You'll do well if you land the job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-05 01:35 am UTC (link)
	I hope I do! And it's true, I'm not afraid to wait as long as it takes for a story or those juicy tidbits to come my way. Patience pays off! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-06-05 01:36 am UTC (link)
	How has it been, working with Wanda (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-05 01:37 am UTC (link)
	It's been great! We're nothing short of best friends! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-06-05 01:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm happy to hear you two are getting along. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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