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Tweak says, "Manos, the Hands of Fate!"

αgαтнα αll αlσиg! (perfidious) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-06-04 10:04:00

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!: network post, temp character: agnes bohner, ₴ inactive: james rogers, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: kate danvers, ₴ inactive: katherine pierce, ₴ inactive: prue halliwell, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: torunn thorsdóttir, ₴ inactive: wanda maximoff

Hey all you hip cats! I just have to tell you what I've been up to recently. Though I know what all of you have been up to recently - so much murder and mayhem! Boy, you're all set to just play judge, jury, AND executioner aren't you? Kinky roleplay, I looooooove it!

Speaking of kinky roleplay, I think that's what our Star Spangled representative and his dangerous red-hot tamale have been involved with - unless she's just constantly borrowing sugar each time I see her leave his apartment! And go back in and then leave! And go back in and leave again!

It takes awhile each time (I've clocked it), so I'm sure there's still some sugar-borrowing, if ya know what I mean. Wink.

To which I say, good for them! And also - AHOOOOOGA! In honor of this NC-17-rated image worthy of a smut novella (I think they call the smut novellas 'fanfiction'??), I'm including a cocktail recipe entitled "International Relations."

1 1/2 ounces dry vermouth
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth
1/8 ounce maraschino liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters
Lemon peel as garnish

Combine in an Old Fashioned glass and enjoy!

Oh, and I almost forgot! I've set up my Tag profile here, and I just have to tell you - what a GREAT invention! You all should just go on and slide into my PMS! List of people I would ride like a one-humped camel:

1. Sorcerer Polygamist
2. The gigantic hairless man who recently just did a murder
3. Anyone from Hell
4. Cute blondes - or redheads. Or brunettes? Or you know what, any hair color is fine!

Well, that's all for now - I'll see you alligators later!

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	taserqueen 2021-06-04 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	What other juicy gossip do you have? I have to keep up on this stuff obvs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	I plan to reveal my tidbits gradually, though I do have plenty! You learn a lot prowling the hallways and working in a tea shop! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taserqueen 2021-06-04 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	BUMMER, I live in an RV so no hallway prowling for me unless it's at the DOA. If you publish a column lmk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I will! Someone said I should go to the Gazette! Be a real, hard-hitting journalist :DDDDD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taserqueen 2021-06-04 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	You know what? I support you. Go be a #bossbabe, Agnes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! Number sign bossbabe! I looooove it and appreciate all this positive feedback of my journalistic efforts ❤️❤️❤️❤️ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taserqueen 2021-06-04 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	It's nice to live in a world where women support women, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely! I've always liked having a big group of supportive girlfriends! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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