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Tweak says, "Celebrity is as celebrity does"

Toph 🌎💪🏽⛰️ (theblindbandit) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-05-09 12:34:00

Entry tags:

!: journal post, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, the raven cycle: matthew lynch, ~player: andrea, ~plot: ancient vallo, ₴ inactive: aang, ₴ inactive: tommy shepherd, ₴ inactive: toph beifong, ₴ inactive: vanya hargreeves

Journal Entry
Good news: the gang is doing great and everybody's fed and has a place to sleep, we've got a lot of new recruits, and the hideout is really nice now.

Bad news: nobody wants the job once we're gone. I've been holding interviews all morning, asking people if they want the job from me and everybody keeps turning it down! If I can't find somebody good I'm just gonna have to stay behind. Somebody feed Diglett for me.

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	theblindbandit 2021-05-09 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	You're dumb (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-09 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	wtf am I supposed to do with all this FOOD I was supposed to save for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-09 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Did you ACTUALLY save food for us or are you full of shit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-09 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	WELL YOU WON'T KNOW NOW IF YOU'RE STAYING (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-09 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	You said you can eat a lot! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-09 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	And YOU said you were going to make me a throne! Whatever have fun eating gruel forever (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-09 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	It's gonna be a throne made from lava rock at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-09 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	You don't get any say in the throne anymore, since you're going to stay behind. If you have notes just leave them in some stone maybe an archeologist will uncover them in like a billion years (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-09 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	That'd be a good idea if I wasn't the best at this. I don't trust some dumb archeologist to not screw it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-09 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	LOL probably think it says "a throne with three legs" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-09 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	UGH that'd be TYPICAL (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-09 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Guess that means you have to come back so no one fucks up your throne directions (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-10 12:06 am UTC (link)
	OR you just don't get a throne. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-10 12:10 am UTC (link)
	I can still enjoy jalapeno poppers and pizza without a throne (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-10 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Cooler WITH a throne though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-10 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Yeah but I GUESS I have to find someone else to build me a throne since you're STAYING (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-10 12:24 am UTC (link)
	It'll SUCK (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-10 12:32 am UTC (link)
	I HAVE NO OTHER THRONES TO COMPARE IT TO SO I'LL THINK IT'S THE BEST (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-10 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Catra figured out a successor so I guess I have to come back now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-10 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Fuck yeah throne time (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-05-10 01:18 am UTC (link)
	LAVA THRONE (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2021-05-10 01:20 am UTC (link)
	If I burn up on the lava throne I'm NOT telling you where the food stash is (Reply to this) (Parent)

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