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Jack Bittle-Zimmermann (zimmboni) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-05-05 08:10:00

Entry tags:

!: journal post, ~player: andrea, ~plot: ancient vallo, ₴ inactive: eric bittle, ₴ inactive: jack zimmerman, ₴ inactive: shitty knight

Journal Entry
[JOURNAL FILTER FOR ERIC BITTLE-ZIMMERMANN]

Happy birthday, Bits. I know it's not what either of us expected for today, I was going to wake you up with something enjoyable for the birthday boy and then make some funfetti pancakes, so hold me to that when you get home?

Pensez-y, ce sera une histoire amusante à raconter à nos enfants un jour.

I love you, and I miss you, and I'll be here waiting when you get home. With funfetti cupcakes, pretty much all the hugs you're willing to put up with, and-- haha, whatever cupcakes are left of your face. We've made a pretty good dent in them, I had dibs on your lips.

[JOURNAL FILTER FOR SHITTY]

How goes civil rights of the ancient times, Shitticus? ~~Have you seen T~~

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	JACK shittyknight 2021-05-05 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	Not as fuckin awe-inspiring as I'd hoped. Shitticus is kind of in the crapper. I'm not giving up, though. They're already pretty advanced on the understanding and causes of civil rights, maybe even moreso than the modern US if I'm being honest. Just not a lot of it's literally written down. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Jack/Shitty zimmboni 2021-05-05 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oof, sorry to hear that. But if anyone can annoy people into listening about rights, it's you. What exactly are you trying to get them to listen to or do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jack/Shitty

shittyknight
2021-05-05 05:22 pm UTC (link)

First off, I'm not annoying, I'm fuckin knowledgeable and generous with that knowledge. Just not really finding the right topic to get them jiving with what I'm putting out there, brah. Oh balls, is this what being a street preacher is like? Just yelling about equal treatment and fair rights for all to anyone who'll stop and listen?

Ugh. Hey. Today's Birth du Bits, right? Can you check something for me?

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	Jack/Shitty zimmboni 2021-05-05 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think many street preachers actually believe in equal treatment and fair rights as much as they think they do, eh? Yeah, that's today. What's up? I was going to ask if you could manage to get him a hug for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jack/Shitty

shittyknight
2021-05-05 05:51 pm UTC (link)

Not the words, brah. The situation.

Consider that fuckin done. I'll hug the shit out of him for you. But I need you to leave Vallo for a moment. Over at coordinates, give or take a bit for island changes or whatever, there is hopefully still a stack of stones and under those stones is something I carved. A Happy Birthday Bits marker. Is it still there? If so, snag a picture of you with it with the timestamp turned on? Then we'll give him both when we get back.

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	Jack/Shitty zimmboni 2021-05-05 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah then, you need an end of times sign or something and you're set. Uh, should you be doing that? I'll check, but-- that's a slippery slope, Shits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack/Shitty shittyknight 2021-05-05 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	No, brah, I did it smart. It's disguised as an unknown poet's cairn so people would fuckin leave it alone. Look, I'm making history, you love that shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack/Shitty zimmboni 2021-05-06 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god did you make Bitty into a dead unknown poet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack/Shitty shittyknight 2021-05-06 01:48 am UTC (link)
	No brah, technically I'm the dead unknown poet who left a message for Bitty. BUT if you think he'd think that's fuckin A+ then I'm willing to change the story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack/Shitty zimmboni 2021-05-06 01:51 am UTC (link)
	[...] What if it creates a complete rift in the future and now there's a cult that worships you? What if Shitticus become the be-all-end-all of poetry? Nevermind, that's right up your alley. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack/Shitty shittyknight 2021-05-06 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Fuckin glorious, am I right (Reply to this) (Parent)

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