Rᴏʙᴇʀᴛ Mᴏɴᴛᴀɢᴜᴇ Rᴇɴғɪᴇʟᴅ (insects) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-05-05 08:18:00 |
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journal post - public
Hello everyone! Hank McCoy here, and I come with updates about Wormhole Theory and the efforts of myself and Lena Luthor to create passage through time and space, using the concepts of the general Theory of Relativity. Did you know that wormholes contain two mouths, with a throat connecting those two mouths which are likely spheroidal in nature? It's true! We've made excellent progress hypothesizing about what exotic matter a wormhole would also contain and calculating the volume, as the presence of exotic matter seems to be the key to sending travelers through wormholes and...
Well, all the lights went out and there was a brief snafu with an electrical fire but not to be concerned - we have plenty of baking soda at our disposal!
We are also exhausted and haven't slept in forty-eight hours. Coffee has become water to our fatigued livers and cytochrome P450 oxidase enzyme systems. So I suppose we really don't have any updates at all, but - we will persist! For science.