Abarai Renji is tenacious. (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} renji) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} valarnet,@ 2013-02-22 12:37:00 |
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| Entry tags: | huckleberry pie, renji abarai, wade wilson (deadpool) |
I'm working the drive-thru out of a giant, tarnished bronze pineapple. I got to work and felt like I was stuck in a bad mashup of a goth fairytale meets Spongebob Squarepants. That's when I realized I'd be Squidward. And after that? I realized I know too much about friggin Spongebob Squarepants cartoons and tried to stab myself with one of the plastic forks we give out with the salads. At least I thought it was a plastic fork.
I was obviously asking for too much outta life, since it yelled at me and ran away, screaming.
fml.