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Abarai Renji is tenacious. (renji) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-02-22 12:37:00

Entry tags:

huckleberry pie, renji abarai, wade wilson (deadpool)

I'm working the drive-thru out of a giant, tarnished bronze pineapple. I got to work and felt like I was stuck in a bad mashup of a goth fairytale meets Spongebob Squarepants. That's when I realized I'd be Squidward. And after that? I realized I know too much about friggin Spongebob Squarepants cartoons and tried to stab myself with one of the plastic forks we give out with the salads. At least I thought it was a plastic fork.

I was obviously asking for too much outta life, since it yelled at me and ran away, screaming.

fml.

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	crimson_nutcase 2013-02-22 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	IM HAVING TIME OF MY LIFE (Reply to this) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	IS THAT YOU, CRAZY ASS??? YOU'RE PROBABLY LISTENING TO MLP SONGS AND BLOWING EVERYTHING UP, THAT'S WHY! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2013-02-22 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm playing hacksack with a caterpillar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	This is probably somehow your fault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2013-02-22 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, there's an Alice on the net. MULTIPLE ALICE'S. And we're in Wonderland. Duh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah but which one's the right Alice so I can tell her...or all of them...that my job was LAME enough already that it didn't need Spongebob and Squidward all up in here to make it worse. You don't wanna know what the ketchup and mustard packets are doing. They aren't quiet. There's squishing noises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2013-02-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	PICS (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	NO! I'M NOT GIVING YOU KETCHUP AND MUSTARD PORN! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2013-02-22 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Fap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	...here, wait. I'll find...something...this: uh huh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	[sends photo of way-too-happy ketchup and mustard packets doing squishy things in a packet orgy] I hope you're happy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tokephilosophy 2013-02-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, man, it could be worse. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	HOW? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tokephilosophy 2013-02-22 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, man, but this weed is suddenly a lot more potent. Want some? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Wha...? Uhh, thanks but no thanks. I'm the guy that shoves food out a window at starving stoners. I've got two jobs and mixed martial arts training, so there's not time for that, ya know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tokephilosophy 2013-02-22 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, I don't really know, I'm pretty lazy, but I thought I'd offer anyway. At least it was just a fork, yeah? I heard some people got shot with arrows. Not saying that it's cool that you got stabbed by a fork or nothin'... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, it's ok. But about that fork...no, dude, just no. I didn't get stabbed BY the fork. I tried to stab MYSELF with the fork and it started freaking out and ran off. Like forks AREN'T supposed to do, because they're FORKS. OC was always weird anyway. This is like the cherry and whipped cream slapped on top of a steaming hot crap sundae. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tokephilosophy 2013-02-22 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	My mistake. Yeah, that ain't supposed to happen. Gross image, but I get it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-23 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry about it. If it didn't run off screaming, I really would've been jabbed by a fork. I'm trying to think of a way to get home if there's arrows out there that I've gotta dodge. Is it that serious? Anyone get killed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tokephilosophy 2013-02-23 12:29 am UTC (link)
	I read that. I haven't seen any myself, but I haven't been very far away from my trailer either. I haven't heard no one gettin' killed or nothin'. Knock on wood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-24 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	That's good. I guess I didn't realize it was that dangerous. Just that everything looks freakin' stupid right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tokephilosophy 2013-02-24 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Good luck trying to turn on the shower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-24 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	All I can say is it better be cherry koolade and not blood coming out of the tap, or I'm gonna start breaking stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent)