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Abarai Renji is tenacious. (renji) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-02-22 12:37:00

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huckleberry pie, renji abarai, wade wilson (deadpool)

I'm working the drive-thru out of a giant, tarnished bronze pineapple. I got to work and felt like I was stuck in a bad mashup of a goth fairytale meets Spongebob Squarepants. That's when I realized I'd be Squidward. And after that? I realized I know too much about friggin Spongebob Squarepants cartoons and tried to stab myself with one of the plastic forks we give out with the salads. At least I thought it was a plastic fork.

I was obviously asking for too much outta life, since it yelled at me and ran away, screaming.

fml.

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	renji 2013-02-22 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah but which one's the right Alice so I can tell her...or all of them...that my job was LAME enough already that it didn't need Spongebob and Squidward all up in here to make it worse. You don't wanna know what the ketchup and mustard packets are doing. They aren't quiet. There's squishing noises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2013-02-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	PICS (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	NO! I'M NOT GIVING YOU KETCHUP AND MUSTARD PORN! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2013-02-22 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Fap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	...here, wait. I'll find...something...this: uh huh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renji 2013-02-22 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	[sends photo of way-too-happy ketchup and mustard packets doing squishy things in a packet orgy] I hope you're happy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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