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Tweak says, "The boy who lived."

Renly Baratheon (selfcrownedking) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-01-03 21:17:00

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emile joly, loras tyrell, mayuri kurotsuchi, renly baratheon, tinkerbell

I think I'm coming down with whatever everyone else is. Either that or it's the power of persuasion after reading about everyone else getting sick. I think I'm going to head to that drug store with the minute clinic.

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	black_soil 2013-01-04 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Oooo, are you ill? ~~I do so enjoy a good contagious infection.~~ I will pay handsomely for a nasal swab, so that I can culture the latest flu strains. You do not need to leave the comfort of your home, either. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Either I'm beginning to see things or you actually just offered me money for a nasal swab. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2013-01-04 07:21 am UTC (link)
	I am offering you $500 for a nasal swab. I can't be more blunt than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	You don't need to pay me for a nasal swab. How do you even know it's not just a cold? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

black_soil
2013-01-04 11:14 pm UTC (link)

There is a widespread instance of flu currently: http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/usmap.htm

I'm thinking it is associated. If it is and if it is the first stages of the flu in this area, then I would like a set of samples to see if it has mutated, from that which is in the current flu vaccines.

Let's simply say, I enjoy studying germs and bacteria as part of my work as a scientist.

May I have your mucus, or not?

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	selfcrownedking 2013-01-05 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	I guess it can't hurt. I'm going to the Minute Clinc in Laguna Beach in a few minutes. ~~I don't feel comfortable inviting you over.~~ Want to meet me there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

black_soil
2013-01-05 11:41 pm UTC (link)

Excellent. I am currently in ~~lockdown~~ an ongoing lab experiment. May I send over an assistant to pick it up at the clinic, if that is acceptable? ~~Those places are cess pools of infectious germs.~~

Thank you for your contribution. Please use the 500 dollars, cash, that my assistant will leave for you, to pay for any medical care expenses.

I would suggest you wear a mask over the lower half of your face. ~~And donate your body to science should you expire.~~

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