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Tweak says, "Clowns Hate Tangelos"

Renly Baratheon (selfcrownedking) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-01-03 21:17:00

Entry tags:

emile joly, loras tyrell, mayuri kurotsuchi, renly baratheon, tinkerbell

I think I'm coming down with whatever everyone else is. Either that or it's the power of persuasion after reading about everyone else getting sick. I think I'm going to head to that drug store with the minute clinic.

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	tinkhatespink 2013-01-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Would you like me to bring you some chicken soup?? I figured out how to use my home-made chicken roaster! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Chicken soup might not be a bad idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinkhatespink 2013-01-04 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I can bring some by! I have a big vat of the stuff! It's absolutely delicious! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 04:47 am UTC (link)
	That'd be nice. I'll be back at my place in about half an hour. [Address]. That's my address. I'm Renly, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinkhatespink 2013-01-04 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Hi, Renly! I'm Tink. I'll swing by in an hour with your nice, hot, home-made soup! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 05:02 am UTC (link)
	And I thought I had an interesting name. It's nice to meet you, Tink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinkhatespink 2013-01-04 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Well, Tink's my nickname. But it fits! I like Renly. It's fun to say. REHNLEE (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. My brother, Stannis, was the unfortunate one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinkhatespink 2013-01-05 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Stannis and Renly? Your parents were certainly creative in the naming department. My brothers and I just have really interesting nicknames. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-05 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Our older brother has the only normal name of us all. Somehow he got by with just Robert. Interesting nicknames with embarrassing stories behind them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinkhatespink 2013-01-06 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Interesting nicknames with stories behind them. Not really embarrassing. Mine comes from when I used to bang pots together in the kitchen on the floor, and my mother said it sounded like 'tink tink'... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fliesonfourls 2013-01-04 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Oh, no. Stay warm, drink tea, get some rest, and please don't come near me until you're well. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Are you one of those lots who are afraid of germs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fliesonfourls 2013-01-04 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Not afraid. Just careful. Some doctor I'm going to be, at this rate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, you might want to get over the whole fear of germs thing if you're going to be a doctor. Last I heard, it's a fairly messy job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fliesonfourls 2013-01-04 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	It is, but I'm not really planning on being a cold and flu kind of doctor. I want to get into surgery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-05 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose there's less things to catch in that case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fliesonfourls 2013-01-06 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	There are, most definitely. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	black_soil 2013-01-04 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Oooo, are you ill? ~~I do so enjoy a good contagious infection.~~ I will pay handsomely for a nasal swab, so that I can culture the latest flu strains. You do not need to leave the comfort of your home, either. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Either I'm beginning to see things or you actually just offered me money for a nasal swab. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2013-01-04 07:21 am UTC (link)
	I am offering you $500 for a nasal swab. I can't be more blunt than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	You don't need to pay me for a nasal swab. How do you even know it's not just a cold? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

black_soil
2013-01-04 11:14 pm UTC (link)

There is a widespread instance of flu currently: http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/usmap.htm

I'm thinking it is associated. If it is and if it is the first stages of the flu in this area, then I would like a set of samples to see if it has mutated, from that which is in the current flu vaccines.

Let's simply say, I enjoy studying germs and bacteria as part of my work as a scientist.

May I have your mucus, or not?

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	selfcrownedking 2013-01-05 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	I guess it can't hurt. I'm going to the Minute Clinc in Laguna Beach in a few minutes. ~~I don't feel comfortable inviting you over.~~ Want to meet me there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

black_soil
2013-01-05 11:41 pm UTC (link)

Excellent. I am currently in ~~lockdown~~ an ongoing lab experiment. May I send over an assistant to pick it up at the clinic, if that is acceptable? ~~Those places are cess pools of infectious germs.~~

Thank you for your contribution. Please use the 500 dollars, cash, that my assistant will leave for you, to pay for any medical care expenses.

I would suggest you wear a mask over the lower half of your face. ~~And donate your body to science should you expire.~~

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	Private greenerfields 2013-01-04 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	Renly... Looks like you already have a chicken soup offer. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't mean I couldn't use the company. If you wanted, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private greenerfields 2013-01-04 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	It isn't up to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Who is it up to then? ~~If you don't want to, just say it.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private greenerfields 2013-01-04 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	You know what? It is up to me. I'll be there in a few minutes. ~~If you aren't there, don't bother ever talking to me again.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private selfcrownedking 2013-01-04 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	perfectlyportia 2013-01-06 12:57 am UTC (link)
	I hope you're okay. Let me know if you need anything. Shall I come round later? I don't like the idea of you being on your own while you're unwell. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	selfcrownedking 2013-01-06 09:54 am UTC (link)
	You'll be the first person I contact if I need anything, Portia. I don't want you getting sick. I'm feeling even worse than earlier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfectlyportia 2013-01-06 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry about me, I have an amazing immune system. Make sure you are getting enough rest. I'll still come by later. If you are feeling worse you definitely shouldn't be alone. (Reply to this) (Parent)