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Leon S. Kennedy ([info]notarookie) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2019-06-14 15:18:00

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Entry tags:clint barton (hawkeye), leon scott kennedy, michael glass, vanessa cleveland

Why can’t I dream about anything nice? I found my desk at the Raccoon City Police Department and it looks as though the department was going to have a little welcome party for me. The zombie apocalypse happened before I got here and now half of the department is dead and the other half are zombies that want to eat my flesh. There’s a part of me that wishes I’d reported when I was supposed to. The other half is glad that I didn’t.

I woke up this morning and apparently the gun I use in the dreams is here now. And so is my RPD uniform. The gun is useful, I guess. Not so sure about the uniform.


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[info]notarookie
2019-06-15 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Didn't I just tell you I didn't want to know? Alien zombies. Jesus Christ. Now I'm thinking about that kind of cluster fuck.

No, I wouldn't this to happen to anyone I know. Its worse than death, you're right. I haven't met anyone here who dreams anything like this and I'm glad Claire isn't actually here to have to go through this either. That and I'm about 95% sure her brother would literally put me through a wall if he knew I let her go off on her own during a zombie apocalypse.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-15 10:53 pm UTC (link)
shooting off their heads still worked i'm pretty sure.

silver linings all around then, eh? i mean aside from shitty zombie apocalypse stuff and all that, but still. i dunno if it's better or worse having folk that dream the same shit around.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-15 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Good to know the old tried and true method still works.

Sure, that can be considered a silver lining.

I don't really know either. I'm glad Claire isn't here, but it'd be nice to talk to her.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-16 10:43 pm UTC (link)
if in doubt, just go for that. most things don't live through losing their head.

pretty sure you're gonna need to look real hard for those.

kinda get it yeah. like some things suck but at the same time it's pretty good to talk to someone when that shit does happen.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-17 06:28 pm UTC (link)
No, they don't. If they do, than that's a whole slew of different problems.

I'm starting to realize that silver linings are hard to come by.

Yeah, it is. You've listened to me go on and on about it...so thanks.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-17 08:16 pm UTC (link)
well i mean. if it doesn't have a head.... how does it see things?

one minute everything is up, the next it's all down. that's kind of part of life.

eh. you supply coffee from time to time. besides, what else am i gonna do? lucky's in a mood with me.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-18 12:51 am UTC (link)
I don't even want to think about where else eyes would go...

Why is Lucky in a mood with you?

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-18 12:21 pm UTC (link)
hands? that's a thing in a movie i saw.

we have to go to the v-e-t. he's not pleased. i think he's got a sixth sense about that.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-18 12:46 pm UTC (link)
Ugh. Dude, no.

Did you just spell vet over a chat forum?

Oh, right, yeah. I've never had pets, but I guess they'd kind of pick up on things like that?

There's nothing wrong, right?

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-18 12:50 pm UTC (link)
i don't even think it's a horror movie.

i think the fact that i've stopped giving him pizza is also contributing to it. apparently it's not good for dogs. go figure.

nah. just a check. he hasn't actually been to the vet since the first time i took him when i found him.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-18 01:05 pm UTC (link)
Having eyes on your hands sounds pretty horror-esque to me. How do you pick shit up if the palm of your hand is an eyeball? You'd constantly be poking yourself in the eye!

Probably not? I don't think dogs are designed to eat pizza dough and sauce.

Probably a good idea, then. Get him caught up on his shots and stuff. Which probably won't put him in a better mood with you. Time to find a new treat?

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-18 01:39 pm UTC (link)
i can't even remember what one it was, but i tend not to watch horror movies for that reason.

apparently not. which should be like in a pamphlet or something.

it won't least of all if he needs anything special done. probably not good to give him donuts then?

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-18 01:50 pm UTC (link)
I used to like horror movies.

Do they make pamphlets for pet owners?

I don't think donuts are a part of a dog's diet. They barely qualify as human food.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-18 05:53 pm UTC (link)
i guess when you dream you live in one it takes all the fun out of it.

i'll check at the vet, i should've looked into these things when i got him.

you have a point there. we're going to need to get a lot of dog biscuits i guess.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-18 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Little bit, yeah.

A Google search would probably tell you what kind of treats are good for dogs.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-18 06:34 pm UTC (link)
you think that happens across the board? like the folks that dream of space get sick of all the star whatever movies, or the freaky vampire sorts are way done with the vampire shit?

that sounds like being far too responsible and adult.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-18 06:43 pm UTC (link)
I don't know. Maybe? Or maybe it depends on the person. Maybe someone out there would actually enjoy this shit.

And taking Lucky to the v-e-t isn't being a responsible and adult?

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-18 06:47 pm UTC (link)
disney people? i dunno that'd get annoying too i think.

technically it's something i should've done six months ago. it wasn't like he was in good shape when i found him.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-18 07:02 pm UTC (link)
I think it would depend on the Disney property. Being stuck in a musical might get old, but one of their action movies might be fun.

...wait, do people actually dream that they're in a Disney movie?

Poor guy...uhm. Well, I was going to go out and hit a few bars this afternoon, maybe I can turn that into something more productive and figure out what treats would be good for Lucky to have.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-18 07:06 pm UTC (link)
dude musicals would kill.

you know that movie with the snowman and the ice queen? the ice queen is a chick here.

bars in the afternoon leon. really. hit up a treat place and i'll meet you at the bar post 5pm? i'll buy.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-18 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but you'd have to sing like every fifteen minutes.

You mean Frozen? Seriously?

What? Some of them serve lunch. But yeah, I'll see what kind of doggie treats I can find Lucky that won't send him into sugar shock and meet you somewhere later.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-18 07:17 pm UTC (link)
nah. i can't sing, i'd be one of those background folks that don't got no lines. i'd prefer it to fucking blowing up every week.

yeah, that. the queen chick is somewhere in town.

cool. cause i'd rather he didn't get diabetes and i fucked up his life too. text me where later.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-18 07:45 pm UTC (link)
Ha! I gotta admit, the idea of seeing you in the background of, like, Beauty and the Beast or something is hilarious.

In all seriousness, though…these dreams we have are of real worlds, right? Does that mean the events of Frozen actually happened?

Don’t worry, I’ll find some kind of treat that will make Lucky forget that you took him to the doggie doctors. I’ll text you where I’m at closer to 5pm

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[info]awcoffee
2019-06-19 09:23 am UTC (link)
knowing my luck i would'a been the door handle.

i think it's like a multiverse thing. like it's a dimension of what might have happened. like frozen is a thing somewhere and zombie are a thing somewhere else and i am mildly less fucked up some other place. but here is the only place that links out to them. y'know?

fuck. it's probably some science thing.

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[info]notarookie
2019-06-19 11:01 am UTC (link)
Better than being the toilet.

I get the multiverse thing -- well no, actually I don't get it, but I've heard it mentioned before. What I don't get is how a kids animated movie ends up being an actual world, or dimension or whatever. Is it like that for all of us? Am I gonna wind up finding my dreams are actually some shitty b-movie?

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