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Tweak says, "either way you are smucked"

Leon S. Kennedy (notarookie) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2019-06-14 15:18:00

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clint barton (hawkeye), leon scott kennedy, michael glass, vanessa cleveland

Why can’t I dream about anything nice? I found my desk at the Raccoon City Police Department and it looks as though the department was going to have a little welcome party for me. The zombie apocalypse happened before I got here and now half of the department is dead and the other half are zombies that want to eat my flesh. There’s a part of me that wishes I’d reported when I was supposed to. The other half is glad that I didn’t.

I woke up this morning and apparently the gun I use in the dreams is here now. And so is my RPD uniform. The gun is useful, I guess. Not so sure about the uniform.

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	notarookie 2019-06-18 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	I used to like horror movies. Do they make pamphlets for pet owners? I don't think donuts are a part of a dog's diet. They barely qualify as human food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awcoffee 2019-06-18 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	i guess when you dream you live in one it takes all the fun out of it. i'll check at the vet, i should've looked into these things when i got him. you have a point there. we're going to need to get a lot of dog biscuits i guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notarookie 2019-06-18 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Little bit, yeah. A Google search would probably tell you what kind of treats are good for dogs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awcoffee 2019-06-18 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	you think that happens across the board? like the folks that dream of space get sick of all the star whatever movies, or the freaky vampire sorts are way done with the vampire shit? that sounds like being far too responsible and adult. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notarookie 2019-06-18 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. Maybe? Or maybe it depends on the person. Maybe someone out there would actually enjoy this shit. And taking Lucky to the v-e-t isn't being a responsible and adult? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awcoffee 2019-06-18 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	disney people? i dunno that'd get annoying too i think. technically it's something i should've done six months ago. it wasn't like he was in good shape when i found him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notarookie
2019-06-18 07:02 pm UTC (link)

I think it would depend on the Disney property. Being stuck in a musical might get old, but one of their action movies might be fun.

...wait, do people actually dream that they're in a Disney movie?

Poor guy...uhm. Well, I was going to go out and hit a few bars this afternoon, maybe I can turn that into something more productive and figure out what treats would be good for Lucky to have.

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	awcoffee 2019-06-18 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	dude musicals would kill. you know that movie with the snowman and the ice queen? the ice queen is a chick here. bars in the afternoon leon. really. hit up a treat place and i'll meet you at the bar post 5pm? i'll buy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notarookie 2019-06-18 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, but you'd have to sing like every fifteen minutes. You mean Frozen? Seriously? What? Some of them serve lunch. But yeah, I'll see what kind of doggie treats I can find Lucky that won't send him into sugar shock and meet you somewhere later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awcoffee 2019-06-18 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	nah. i can't sing, i'd be one of those background folks that don't got no lines. i'd prefer it to fucking blowing up every week. yeah, that. the queen chick is somewhere in town. cool. cause i'd rather he didn't get diabetes and i fucked up his life too. text me where later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notarookie
2019-06-18 07:45 pm UTC (link)

Ha! I gotta admit, the idea of seeing you in the background of, like, Beauty and the Beast or something is hilarious.

In all seriousness, though…these dreams we have are of real worlds, right? Does that mean the events of Frozen actually happened?

Don’t worry, I’ll find some kind of treat that will make Lucky forget that you took him to the doggie doctors. I’ll text you where I’m at closer to 5pm

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	awcoffee 2019-06-19 09:23 am UTC (link)
	knowing my luck i would'a been the door handle. i think it's like a multiverse thing. like it's a dimension of what might have happened. like frozen is a thing somewhere and zombie are a thing somewhere else and i am mildly less fucked up some other place. but here is the only place that links out to them. y'know? fuck. it's probably some science thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notarookie 2019-06-19 11:01 am UTC (link)
	Better than being the toilet. I get the multiverse thing -- well no, actually I don't get it, but I've heard it mentioned before. What I don't get is how a kids animated movie ends up being an actual world, or dimension or whatever. Is it like that for all of us? Am I gonna wind up finding my dreams are actually some shitty b-movie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awcoffee 2019-06-19 11:05 am UTC (link)
	true. i mean. no offence. but. zombies. pretty sure it's a shitty b-movie. maybe a cult tv show. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notarookie 2019-06-19 11:42 am UTC (link)
	None taken. Just...I don't think I want to find out my dreams are actually some shitty movie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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