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Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess ([info]avengingstuff) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2019-04-08 17:55:00

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Entry tags:anakin skywalker, carol danvers (captain marvel), haruhi fujioka, natasha romanoff (black widow), peter quill (star-lord), sam merlotte, thomas raith, thor odinson, tony stark (iron man), wanda maximoff (scarlet witch)

Hey, it's me again. Your guy, Tony Stark. I have to stick the name on there because everyone on here is always all 'who are you again?'. Seriously, youtube search me, you'll even get videos with my clothes off. If you're into that.

So I need a person. I had a person, but she did such a great job that she got a promotion. Now it's your turn! General you. The person has to be able to handle things like: Kicking one night stands out of my apartment if I end up too busy to see them out, remembering important details like my birth date and my social security number, buying stuff when I need it, procuring me rare art, and being available for random trips to places at that last minute. Plus, I'll probably text you at 3am at least a zillion times. Very importantly, I've been told it's like babysitting. So someone with enough of a spine to tell a guy like me "Tony, No, it's 4am, get pizza at a normal time of night" is uniquely qualified to professionally babysit one Tony Stark.

There's awesome benefits and compensation for being forced to work for such a gigantic asshole as me. Hit me up.

On another note? I'm totally Iron Man, apparently. Like, super hero gig stuff. And Pop Tarts? You're on my naughty list.


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[info]betterthanhoff
2019-04-12 08:44 pm UTC (link)
I'm cool with not being your no-person. No is a terrible word anyways. I like Yes. Yes is a good feeling. Even if it's got a 'no' aftertaste.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-04-18 12:27 am UTC (link)
I'm a huge fan of 'yes' things with a 'no' aftertaste, even if the 'no' aftertaste starts to taste suspiciously like regret.

Lets be real, a lot of the times it does, maybe I should just get used to the taste of regret.

Anyway we need to get pizza at 4am now. That's a thing, it's happening.

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[info]betterthanhoff
2019-04-18 08:00 pm UTC (link)
I'm not even going to set an alarm, cause I totally trust you'll wake me up somehow for pizza.

Regret tastes like baja rosa in my cheerios.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-04-26 01:22 am UTC (link)
I love how you trust me to do completely irresponsible things with you. I really am gonna have to wake you up just to get pizza now. It's a thing, it's gonna happen.

That actually sounds like something I'm gonna have to try.

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[info]betterthanhoff
2019-04-26 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Well duh. You're Tony freakin' Stark and I'm Peter freakin' Quill. We're like a disaster waiting to happen.

Meeeh it's not as good as you'd think. It's more when you've been drinking all night and want breakfast.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-04-29 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Places should just get 'us' insurance.

Damn. You'd think strawberries and cream and cheerios would just naturally go well. Didn't they make a flavor like that already? Just with less alcohol, which isn't as interesting.

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[info]betterthanhoff
2019-04-30 04:34 pm UTC (link)
1000%. If it was like olden days, I'd have insurance taken out on you.

Dude. Have you ever accidentally put cream on your cheerios? gag. No. You don't want that in your mouth.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-04-30 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Maybe that's still a thing, I should look into that. I bet the board already has.

I have not done that. One time I put yogurt in them, but I did it on purpose, and I can definitely tell you that that also was not a good mouth feel.

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[info]betterthanhoff
2019-05-01 07:26 pm UTC (link)
I think they stopped that because murder and all.

Ew.....but also hmm. Now I know what I'm going to try.

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