ιѕαвєℓα (rivaini) wrote in valarnet, @ 2016-05-03 11:40:00 |
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Entry tags: | alecto carrow, alistair theirin, cullen rutherford, elizabeth weir, fenris, garrett hawke, isabela, leliana, tasslehoff burrfoot |
Oh ho, so who wants to get drunk? No, seriously. Hawke and I need taste testers for the specialty cocktails at the tavern we're opening soon - it's called the Hanged Man, and it's a tribute to the one from Kirkwall, which is the shitter of Thedas but if there was any amazing place to go get pissed as your life flushes down the toilet, it was definitely the Hanged Man. We've also designed drinks for our gang, the ones who are here and some who aren't.
Champion's Cock: Hot sauce, Wild Turkey, lime juice, and a little syrup. Bold and courageous, you won't even regret it the next morning.
Lady Man Hands: Tequila and raspberry liquor. Crisp, clear, and packs a punch (with a battering ram).
Pirate Slut: Dark rum, honey, lemon juice. For all your plundering and looting needs.
Hair-on-Your-Chest: Cinnamon clove-infused vodka, apple brandy, cider. Exactly what it says on the tin, guaranteed to do what it promises!
Broody Elf's Brew: Dry gin and pernod, best for ruminating. Or you'll get so drunk you just start throwing bottles of wine at the wall.
Kitten's Blood: Vodka, lemon juice, cherry juice, club soda. Sweet, yet powerful.
Bold Plan: Bombay gin and rootbeer. Down the hatch and try not to blow up the bar.
Sparkly Balls: Pomegranate liquor and sparkling wine, served in a champagne flute. Because you're classy and sassy.
King Alistair: Chocolate stout, sugar, and vanilla ice cream. A scrumptious indulgence fit for royalty.
Inquisit Me: A refreshing limoncello made from Everclear, vodka, lemons, and a bit of sweetness. For the brave adventurer in all of us.
Herbalist: Anisette, peppermint schnapps. Woodsy and oh-so-wild.
Templartini: Blue curaçao and cognac. Made from the finest of spirits, for the finest of drinkers.
Warden's Tea: Firefly vodka and black tea, a bit of syrup. A very magical blend, with the Union Jack seal of approval.
Nug's Mother: French dry vermouth, sweet vermouth, whiskey, orange bitters. Deceptively sweet and sour, a real mystery for your tastebuds to figure out!
The location's in Anaheim, a quaint medieval-themed pub right near Disneyland. We'd so appreciate your help with letting us know how things taste! Cheers, loves.
PS, I definitely recommend Sparkly Balls and King Alistair. Champion's Cock goes smoothly down the throat as well.